Dahmer

How the hell stuff like this happens in real life I have no idea, but these types of stories always seem to pop up when I’m out hanging and drinking with friends. A couple of guys that worked construction in New Orleans went to Arby’s after work, and they were roommates too, and they didn’t eat their food there, they got their food to go, and had planned on eating it back at the house that way they could have some beers too

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Girls, I know its hard for you when you’re ending a relationship or getting a divorce, and I know for the most part most of you girls are crazy to begin with, even though you might not think you’re crazy, you probably

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Just like when your boyfriend finds a pair of your gross period panties on the floor is no reason to kill yourself, either is this. Another crazy story I heard from a couple guys I was drinking with recently

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I was thinking about calling this guy our douche bag of the day, or douche bag of the week, but I think I'm just going to call him a jack ass instead. Heard about this guy the other night and just had to share the story with you

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Now, I know its not an uncommon thing for chicks to cheat on their husbands or boyfriends, but cheating on your husband two hours after you get married!? With his brother! A friend of mine was at a wedding down in Miami a few weeks ago, and it did not go well

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Do you know what a toilet fetish is? Apparently it is a fetish where watching someone go to the bathroom brings you pleasure. This next guy must have had an extreme toilet fetish, because what he did is unthinkable! This chick friend I have that is big into yoga told me this one when we were drinking the other night

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One time I drank 25 beers in one night! I thought that was a lot. Well, not 25 beers in like 5 hours, it was one of those times when I started drinking around 3pm in the afternoon and finished at 6am the next morning

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I got a 0 tolerance level for psycho chicks. Drinking with a guy at the bar last weekend and this story came up. 44 year Chicago guy gets a booty text from his ex girlfriend, and she says she’s drunk and she wants to hook it up

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Girls listen up, this is the story of stupid Bethany Barry from Ontario Canada. And girls, you do not want to be like Bethany, even though most of you probably are. A cop buddy of mine I was drinking beers with told me that 17 year old Bethany was driving down a 2 lane highway, you know, kind of like a country road, but it’s a country highway where you can go 55 mph

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Ever heard of anyone with a saliva fetish? Yea, its like a creepy sex fetish thing. I never heard of it either till one of the guys I work with told me this story this morning. A 55 year old Japanese guy named Toshiko Mizuno was arrested for approaching young girls, and asking them to spit into a jar, and then filming them while they did it, and then collecting their saliva

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Its always fun drinking with a guy who has brother that is a prison guard! I was killing bees with my buddy Dave recently and he told me his brother told him about this. Back in March a 33 year old Chicago chick named Ashika went to visit a friend who was doing life in prison for murder

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I was talking to a guy in the bar last weekend who just so happened to be one of those real life CSI guys. And he told me that in Sweden, cops got CSI guys just like we do over here, but what Swedish CSI guys have that we don't have is sperm sniffing dogs! Or at least one sperm sniffing dog

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