Dahmer

They thought he was just a nice old guy running an illegal tanning salon out of his barn, not a creepy old pervert who films young girls naked from behind a one way mirror! Some girls actually thought that. Drinking during the Red Wings game a couple nights ago this story came up...

Its no secret chicks aren’t as good of drivers as men, and it also turns out, chicks aren’t as good of drug smuggles are men. (and I mean, there’s probably a whole bunch of stuff chicks aren’t as good at, but were talking drug smuggling at the moment) I’m guessing these chicks weren’t hard core drug smuggler chicks, just a couple of horny cougars who wanted to get high on vacation...

Another one from the bar stool. This is the story of 64 year old creepy Dr Arie Oren from Pennsylvania. Dr Arie ran a weight loss clinic there. Fat chicks would come see him and he would recommend exercise and diet plans for them, an apparently he liked making sex with fat chicks too...

I think the title says it all, but in all honesty its true! I always do weird things when I've been drinking, well so does my friend Dahmer! I say stuff that's stupid, I take dumb pictures, well Dahmer likes to put on lady clothes! Last night after a few too many beers I come out of the bathroom to find Dahmer wearing my winter coat...

You can bet this kid will never see another second of freedom again for the rest of his life. Its another one from the bar stool. My favorite bartender who used to work win Florida told me about this one. 17 year old kid named Tyler from Port St Lucie Florida, he posted a party invitation on facebook around noon on a Saturday, then he walked upstairs with a claw hammer, and beat both his parent

How the hell stuff like this happens in real life I have no idea, but these types of stories always seem to pop up when I’m out hanging and drinking with friends. A couple of guys that worked construction in New Orleans went to Arby’s after work, and they were roommates too, and they didn’t eat their food there, they got their food to go, and had planned on eating it back at the house that way t

Girls, I know its hard for you when you’re ending a relationship or getting a divorce, and I know for the most part most of you girls are crazy to begin with, even though you might not think you’re crazy, you probably are. But do me a favor ok, next time your pissed off at your boyfriend or husband, maybe stab him in the leg with a steak knife or something, don’t do what this chick did, don’t c

Just like when your boyfriend finds a pair of your gross period panties on the floor is no reason to kill yourself, either is this. Another crazy story I heard from a couple guys I was drinking with recently. They told me about a 36 year old woman named Kerry, and a 38 year old guy named David who had been dating for about 2 years, and they lived in North Carolina, and they had met each other

I was thinking about calling this guy our douche bag of the day, or douche bag of the week, but I think I'm just going to call him a jack ass instead. Heard about this guy the other night and just had to share the story with you. A 38 year old Sean Murphy from England had a big fat juicy wart on the end of his middle finger (the ladies didn't like that too much) and the guy had tried with the c

Now, I know its not an uncommon thing for chicks to cheat on their husbands or boyfriends, but cheating on your husband two hours after you get married!? With his brother! A friend of mine was at a wedding down in Miami a few weeks ago, and it did not go well...

Do you know what a toilet fetish is? Apparently it is a fetish where watching someone go to the bathroom brings you pleasure. This next guy must have had an extreme toilet fetish, because what he did is unthinkable! This chick friend I have that is big into yoga told me this one when we were drinking the other night...

One time I drank 25 beers in one night! I thought that was a lot. Well, not 25 beers in like 5 hours, it was one of those times when I started drinking around 3pm in the afternoon and finished at 6am the next morning. But this next guy, he killed 48 beers in about 14 hours...