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Woman Kills Self after Boyfriend Catches Her Watching Girl on Girl Porn! Bar Stool:

Just like when your boyfriend finds a pair of your gross period panties on the floor is no reason to kill yourself, either is this. Another crazy story I heard from a couple guys I was drinking with recently. They told me about a 36 year old woman named Kerry, and a 38 year old guy named David who had been dating for about 2 years, and they lived in North Carolina, and they had met each other at a church picnic.

And I guess this couple was kind of old fashioned, they didn’t smoke, didn’t drink much, went to church every Sunday, and they didn’t make with the intercourse much either. In fact, they were one of those silly couples that believe you have to wait till you’re married to make with the sex! Stupid I know. Well, one weekend David unexpectedly showed up at Kerry’s house, knocked, but there was no answer. So David let himself in, he wanted to take a look around and make sure everything was ok, because Kerry’s car was in the garage.

And when David got to one of the upstairs bedrooms, he noticed the door was closed, and when David opened the door, he got the shock of his life! There was Kerry, pants on the floor, underpants on the floor, diddling herself while girl on girl porn was playing on her computer! Now, in my world, and probably in your world too, I’d like…”right on baby! Let’s get this party started!” But not in Kerry’s world. Kerry busts into tears, started sobbing hysterically, told David she was a sinner, and a whore, and needed to be punished by Jesus for her sins!

David acknowledged the fact that she was indeed a sinner, and a whore and did need to be punished by Jesus, he told her to take a shower, clean her filthy self up, pray for forgiveness, and he would be back in about an hour and would take her to the church were she could confess her dirty sins. Kerry agreed, and David left. Only when he left, Kerry didn’t take a shower and clean her filthy self up, instead, Kerry got a rope out of her garage, tied it around a big tree in her back yard, and hung herself! She left a note saying that deep down she was a dirty dirty bird, and knew cranking her chick monkey to girl on girl pornography was wrong and bad and dirty and knew her beloved David would never look at her the same way again, and she was horribly embarrassed and humiliated, so she decided to take her own life.

And she did, chick freaking hung herself dead in her back yard! Oh come on man! I mean, I’m sorry the chick died and everything, but hanging yourself to death in your back yard because your boyfriend caught you watching porn? That’s just not right.

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