From The Bar Stool: Eat My Eyeball On Valentines Day!
March 16, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with last week told me about a Valentines Day massacre he recently heard about. How would you like your eyeball to end up out of your eye and stuck to the heel of some crazy chicks high heeled shoe?!
From The Bar Stool: Big Fake Boobs Save Woman’s Life, All The Doctors Want to Make Sex To Her!
March 13, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Some girls with fake boobs I was drinking with told me about a recent shooting at a bar in Brentwood California. It was fake booby bullet palooza!
From The Bar Stool: Meet The Dumb Stupid Drunk Baby Stroller Pusher Guy!
March 12, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Did you know you can be arrested for drunk stroller pushing? Hell yes you can, cops will cuff your ass and toss you in the joint without thinking twice! It happened to a West Virginia guy recently.
From The Bar Stool: Bank Foreclosing On Your House? Why Not Demolish That Bitch With A Bulldozer!
March 12, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. This one is great man! A 47 year old Ohio dude received notice that the bank was foreclosing on his house, but instead of giving it back to the bank, he went out and rented a bulldozer and demolished that bitch!
From The Bar Stool: Crazy Cross-dressing Creepy Weirdo Guy Does Weird Things
March 9, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. A couple chicks I ended up drinking with the other night told me about this creepy guy. Any of you creepy guys looking for creepy gay anonymous highway rest stop sex? Yuk! But if you are, look this guy up!
From The Bar Stool: Star Wars Geek Who Wants To Have Intercourse With Yoda!
March 9, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Killing the beers and recently heard a story about a Washington State Star Wars geek who got pulled over for doing 115mph down the highway. Was he wasted? Was he drunk? Was he stoned? Nope. Was he in love with Yoda from Star Wars? Yep!
From The Bar Stool: No One Likes The Smell Of Girls’ Burning Pubic Hair!
March 7, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
A guy I routinely drink with, who always seems to know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff told me about a study he recently read. It’s about you and your man balls frying up like eggs and burning your sperm alive! Ouch! And some pubic hair stuff too!
From The Bar Stool: Want To Buy an 8 Week Old Little Baby? Death To The Baby Selling Grandma!
March 6, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I was a little drunk and on the phone with an old buddy of mine from Florida the other night and he told me how this thing went down. Says the grandmother had custody of the 8 week old grandson because her daughter, the baby mama, went to jail. As soon as the 45 year old grandma got custody, she started offering to sell the baby to people!
From The Bar Stool: Maine Woman Gives Birth To A 200lb Alien Baby! Really? Maybe!
March 6, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with told me about a story he read in the news recently, said it was about a 34 year old chick from Maine named Leah Wright that was pregnant for 40 months! Now, you and I both know that babies come squirting out in 9 months, give or take a week or two right? So you’re probably thinking that this chick was carrying around some dead, rotten, petrified baby in her belly for 40 months right? I think it was an alien baby!
From The Bar Stool: Girls, Watching Your Fat Gross Roommate Changing Her Fat Gross Dirty Underpants Every day Can Make You Skinny! (Except for Muskegon Girls)
March 5, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
Now don’t quote me on this one, because it’s just something I heard at the bar recently, but it sounds pretty believable to me. It’s about chicks not turning into big fat asses their first year of college. And this one is especially important for all you fat chicks from Muskegon!
From The Bar Stool: I Would Like Nothing Shoved Up My Prison Ass Please!
March 5, 2012
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of f**ked up sh*t! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
I never get tired of hearing stories about people getting caught trying to smuggle things in to prison in their butts!
Metal Moment: Down May 16, 2012
Grand Rapids Rocks- Night of 1000 Knives May 16, 2012
Rocktagon – Hellyeah VS Evanescence May 16, 2012
'Playmate of the Year' Jaclyn Swedberg — Playboy Girl of the Week May 16, 2012
FBHW On WZZM 13 – The 90′s Are Discussed May 16, 2012
Duff McKagan: Green Day Singer Was Ready to Handle Vocals at Rock Hall Performance May 16, 2012
How a MAN Hauls Trash [Picture] May 16, 2012
WGRD 'Busted' Scholarly Gentleman of The Week May 16, 2012
Sarah Hyland — Crush of the Day May 16, 2012
Pearl Jam's Jeff Ament Salutes Late Bassist Donald 'Duck' Dunn May 16, 2012
