From The Bar Stool: Maine Woman Gives Birth To A 200lb Alien Baby! Really? Maybe!
I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It’s another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with told me about a story he read in the news recently, said it was about a 34 year old chick from Maine named Leah Wright that was pregnant for 40 months! Now, you and I both know that babies come squirting out in 9 months, give or take a week or two right? So you’re probably thinking that this chick was carrying around some dead, rotten, petrified baby in her belly for 40 months right? I think it was an alien baby!
Actually, there was no baby at all. She was just trying to scam the State of Maine out of food stamps! I guess you get more food stamps when your pregnant? So this chick had been forging letters from doctors for over 3 years that said she had a bun in the over, and she illegally collected about $4k worth of food stamps
So when a state official was examining her claim recently he realized, holy crap, this chick has been pregnant for over 3 years! We need to call the Guinness book of world records immediately! Then his secretary explained to the guy that there was no way she could be pregnant for that long. (I guess the guy was really dumb) and told him the whole thing was a scam!
But what if she really was pregnant for that long, and the baby was growing the whole time, and when it came out it was like 6 feet tall and weighed 200lbs?! Or better yet!!! What if she was really pregnant for 40 months because she was carrying an alien baby! That would be the best!