From The Bar Stool: Eat My Eyeball On Valentines Day!
I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It’s another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with last week told me about a Valentines Day massacre he recently heard about. How would you like your eyeball to end up out of your eye and stuck to the heel of some crazy chicks high heeled shoe?!
This dude told me about a 28 year old Georgia dude who took his girlfriend out for a romantic Valentines Day dinner, and they went to the Waffle House in Savanna Georgia. As they were enjoying a big stack of Valentines Day pancakes and some eggs and some bacon, until all of a sudden, the guys ex girlfriend, LaKenya White and her sister LaTosha walked in.
The sisters saw the two sweethearts, sitting there enjoying each others company, and jamming pancakes down each others throats Well apparently LaKenya White didn’t’ like that because she reached down and took off one of her high heels, she didn’t say a word, just walked over and stabbed the guy in the eye with the spike of her high heeled shoe!
Blood started shooting everywhere! Dudes eyeball was hanging out and dangling in his coffee! Everyone in the restaurant started screaming, then Lakenya turns to the waitress and says “were not hungry, we’re leaving”, and they walked out!
The guy was taken to the hospital where they stuffed his eye ball back in, not sure if he will ever get 100% of his vision back again or not. and LaKenya was arrested a couple hours later What a freaking psycho huh? Hey, .8 out of 10 girls are!