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From The Bar Stool: Crazy Chick Jams Fork 6 Inches Into Boyfriends Head!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was slamming drinks with last week told me about his cousin who’s crazy girlfriend got so pissed off she stabbed him 6 inches deep in the ear with a fork!
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Dahmer’s Dungeon — The Adventures Of The Creepy Florida Tucker!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Do you remember in the movie Silence of the Lambs when that creepy serial killer guy was running around naked with his man penis tucked between his legs so he looked like a woman? Well that actually happened in a Florida bar!
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From The Bar Stool: Why You Should Never Shower With A Hooker!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Here is a great one some guys told me about Sunday afternoon while slamming beers! (Who says you can’t drink on Sunday’s?) And it is why you should never shower with a hooker! Doing other stuff with a hooker is just fine….just don’t
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From The Bar Stool: Shut Up In The Movie Theater Or Get Your Throat Slashed!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Man I hear a ton of cool stories from people I drink with at the bar. I heard about this one about a week ago, forgot about it until day, so before I forget again, here it is! Want to get stabbed in the neck? Talk loud in the movie theater!
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From The Bar Stool: Chicks Today Are Way Bigger S____ Than Their Mom’s Were Back In The 1960’s, 70, and 80’s!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I think people seem to think of the 60's and 70's as the time of free love, hippies, drugs and sex. But according to a recent study, chicks today, are bigger s____ than they were back then! I can’t remember where I read it but the topic came up at the bar last weekend and we were all blasted wasted hammered, so I was telling these drunk chicks about it to the best of my memory. Figured I throw it out to you as well!
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From The Bar Stool: The Rules Of Ass Humping Other Guys In Bars. Not So Cool!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I have to warn you this ones a little disturbing I’m going to tell you about how not cool it is to dry hump another guy in a bar! Dry humping could also be called air humping, and that’s what happened in this case. Dry humping or air humping by the way, is, well lets just say someone was bent over a pool table taking a shot, and you stood directly behind them thrusting your hips, simulating pounding them in the ass can, well that is exactly what I saw in a bar a few weeks ago! But it was a dude on dude dry hump session, and it was gross as balls!
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From The Bar Stool: Want Your House Robbed? Answer Your Text Messages or Use Facebook! It Could Happen To You!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
LateWed Night I was killing beers at Gippers and a chick I was talking to told me about this 31 year old douche bag named James Hill from Murrysville Pennsylvania. The guy sends a text to one of his buddies named Eric, asking if he was home or not. Her brother is a cop, that’s how she heard about this one. Only Eric and James were not really friends, they just kind of knew some of the same people and had each others numbers.
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From The Bar Stool: Big Fat Flabby Tater Girl Flashes Big Taters At Prison Inmates!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Girls if you got a boyfriend who’s in jail, he’s probably lonely and horny and misses you and it would probably be a pretty nice thing if you went to visit him, but what you can’t do when you go to visit him is, remove your top and flash and shake your big fat floppy taters all around the jail!
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From The Bar Stool: Are You A Douche Licker?
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. This is the story of a guy named Dale who cops are now calling douche licker Dale! Because well yea, this guy is such a douche licker!
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From The Bar Stool: Naked Chick Masturbating With a Crack Pipe Will Get You Arrested, Unless The Cop Thinks Its Hot!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
Girls if you’re super horny and you just can’t wait, and you pull into a parking lot, whip out your lap top and start pleasuring your girl self to a porno movie and then a cop rolls up next to you and catches you mid stroke, he could very well just smile, and enjoy the moment and let you off with a warning. Unless of course you have a crack pipe between your naked legs!
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From The Bar Stool: Want To Have Last Call Drunk Bar Sex With a Fat Gross Chick? Don’t Do This!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
Ok girls when its last call at bar, sometimes guys will do what is called trolling, and that’s when guys will go up to really gross chicks (or trolls they’re sometimes called) and ask them if they want to go home with them and have intercourse. I mean, after all it is last call, and they’re already drunk, so at that hour some guys figure, oh what the hell, I’ll go hoggin! Sometimes ‘trollin’ is also called ‘hoggin’. Now girls, if you are one of these trolls or hogs don’t feel bad, you girls need loving too. But no matter how fat and gross and ugly you are, what you don’t ever need or deserve is to be punched in the face!
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Bar Stool: How To Slice Off Your Little Boys Thumb With A Ninja sword!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I found myself at the bar last weekend talking to a couple guys from South Bend Indiana and they told me about this crazy father and son Ninja story. Let me just say this, it’s not very nice to slice your kid up with a Ninja Sword!