Producer Steve’s Six Reasons NOT To Watch The Super Bowl
It’s no secret that I’m not a huge sports fan. I enjoy watching a game on TV or in person, but I am by no means a sport head. In fact, people that are a little too in to sports, and we all know one of those people, make me sad. It’s time to cut the cord and ween yourself off of suckling on the sports teet. With the Super Bowl (yes, I said SUPER BOWL) just days away, I present to you my top six reasons to not bother watching the game this and every year.
5 Halftime Shows I’d Rather See Than Madonna
Yesterday
I always wince when the announcement comes down as to will be performing at the Superbowl. Such was the case when Madonna was announced. I'd rather taze my nads then sit through a set of songs from the material girl, wtf. Matter of fact, I can't think of any halftime show I've given a s**t about. Remember the Stones? Good gawd that was pathetic. So it's with great pleasure I present to you the Top 5 Halftime Shows I'd rather see than Madonna.
Rocktagon: Foxy Shazam VS Dark New Day
Yesterday
2 Songs Enter, ONE song leaves. Cast your vote and decide the fate of a song... while simultaneously letting us know what you think suckS! Then Listen up at 8pm when the rocktagon challenge begins!
Dark New Day - New Tradition
Foxy Shazam - I Like It
YouTube Meet The World’s Youngest Professional Wrestler [Video]
Meet Mr. Roku, the tiniest tightrope terror on the planet! This 9 year old kid mops the floor with wrestlers 3 times his size and 4 times his age.
The pint size Japanese wrestler is named Mr. Roku and he is trained in the high flying lucha libre style.
Getty Images Facebook’s Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Sheryl Sandberg is a name everyone should know because, in a matter of months, she will be one of the most powerful women in the world. Sandberg is the COO of a small little start-up company in California called Facebook.
SuicideGirls SuicideGirl of the Day — Emanuelle [PICTURES]
Meet Emanuelle, a SuicideGirl who loves old movies and calls a certain superhero her personal hero.
The Bud Light Hotel Is Where To Stay When Going To The Superbowl (VIDEO)
2 days ago
IF, I say IF, I ever become wealthy enough to even stay in the same city as a Superbowl I hope there is a room available at the Bud Light Hotel. This year the dudes at Bud Light took over the former Hampton Inn in Downtown Indianapolis and ( like they've done for 3 years now) renamed it "The Bud Light Hotel".
Rocktagon: Foxy Shazam VS Bobaflex
2 days ago
2 Songs Enter, ONE song leaves. Cast your vote and decide the fate of a song... while simultaneously letting us know what you think suckS! Then Listen up at 8pm when the rocktagon challenge begins!
Bobaflex - Chemical Valley
Foxy Shazam - I Like It
Playboy.com Bre Marie — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Bre Marie is a feisty Oklahoma girl who loves to have a good time. The model and makeup artist once lived in the woods with her parents for over a year.
SuicideGirls SuicideGirl of the Day — Squee [PICTURES]
Meet Squee, a SuicideGirl who is currently taking applications for a hero.
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