From The Bar Stool: Crazy Cross-dressing Creepy Weirdo Guy Does Weird Things
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. A couple chicks I ended up drinking with the other night told me about this creepy guy. Any of you creepy guys looking for creepy gay anonymous highway rest stop sex? Yuk! But if you are, look this guy up!
The story these chicks told me was about a 22 year old guy named Kyle Eckerman from Lancaster PA, who must be one of those creepy cross dresser guys, because a couple of weeks ago he spent 30 minutes in a department store trying on women’s high heeled shoes!
When he found a pair he absolutely loved, he put them on and then put his old shoes back in the shoe box, and then tried to walk out of the store wearing the high heels! Of course all the employees at the department store had been watching the guy, since he was creepy, and had been trying on women’s shoes for the last 30 minutes.
When cops showed up to bust the guy he admitted to trying to steal the shoes, and told cops he was a limp wrested cross dresser that loved to pack other guys fudge while dressing up like a women and wearing high heels. He said he didn’t have enough money to buy the shoes, but later that evening he had planned on hitting up the local highway rest stop to have some anonymous creepy gay man sex with some other creepy gay man sex rest stop guys.
Cops told him that was just gross, he was a freak, and having gay rest stop sex is illegal, and then arrested him for shoplifting. Man, that sounds like something JT would do!