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I got a 0 tolerance level for psycho chicks. Drinking with a guy at the bar last weekend and this story came up. 44 year Chicago guy gets a booty text from his ex girlfriend, and she says she’s drunk and she wants to hook it up. You know, no strings attached just come over, do me, and leave...

Girls listen up, this is the story of stupid Bethany Barry from Ontario Canada. And girls, you do not want to be like Bethany, even though most of you probably are. A cop buddy of mine I was drinking beers with told me that 17 year old Bethany was driving down a 2 lane highway, you know, kind of like a country road, but it’s a country highway where you can go 55 mph...

Ever heard of anyone with a saliva fetish? Yea, its like a creepy sex fetish thing. I never heard of it either till one of the guys I work with told me this story this morning. A 55 year old Japanese guy named Toshiko Mizuno was arrested for approaching young girls, and asking them to spit into a jar, and then filming them while they did it, and then collecting their saliva...

Its always fun drinking with a guy who has brother that is a prison guard! I was killing bees with my buddy Dave recently and he told me his brother told him about this. Back in March a 33 year old Chicago chick named Ashika went to visit a friend who was doing life in prison for murder...

I was talking to a guy in the bar last weekend who just so happened to be one of those real life CSI guys. And he told me that in Sweden, cops got CSI guys just like we do over here, but what Swedish CSI guys have that we don't have is sperm sniffing dogs...

I heard this story at the bar last weekend and thought it was kind of cool. Last month a couple of hikers in Oregon found a huge bald eagle that had been hit by a car. The thing was in bad shape, but it was still alive so they rushed the almost dead bald eagle to a vet in Bend Oregon, and this vet guy Jeff Connelly was able to save the big bald eagles life...

Ok girls if you’re super horny and you just can’t wait, and you pull into a parking lot and whip out your lap top and start pleasuring your girl self to a porno movie and then a cop rolls up next to you and catches you mid stride, he could very well just smile, and enjoy the moment and let you off with a warning, unless of course you have a crack pipe on the seat next to you...

When I’m out drinking in bars, it seems people always want to tell me their wacked out messed up stories. And I love it, because then I get to share them with you! A couple weeks ago, just south of Fresno California a 32 year old chick Jenna Lathom was driving some back country highway and it was 2am in the morning and she had just gotten out of work and was on her way to see her boyfriend... Re

The people of Ohio can finally rest easy because the werewolf that was terrorizing their state has been finally been caught! A chick I know moved to Ohio a couple years ago, she was back in town visiting over Thanksgiving and I ran into her at the bar, she told me this story...

I was talking with this bartender chick last night (no I was not at a bar drinking on Sunday! Ok I was.) She told me it started as a good night with some buddies drinking beer around a campfire, and ended with a 32 year old Kentucky guy facing 5 years in prison...

I was drinking at the Griffins game Saturday night, and of course the topic of Tea Bagging came up, and then I was told this story! Two brothers Brian and Steve, they both worked for the same insurance company. It was Brian, Steve, Marissa and Lori who were all at an insurance convention in Dallas Texas representing the same company...

No, the Guinness book of world records does not currently have a record for "most things inserted into a rectum", but if they did this chick might hold the record! I was drunk and watching TV last night, and I can’t remember where I saw this story, but I do remember the story so I felt I had to share it with you the best I could...