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No Behind Loving In The Parking Lot! – From The Bar Stool
No Behind Loving In The Parking Lot! – From The Bar Stool
No Behind Loving In The Parking Lot! – From The Bar Stool
Girls, if your boyfriend does your laundry for you, it is ok to reward him with some type of favor, ya know, just to say thank you. What is not ok to do, is to perform that favor in the car in front of a public pool, where there are a bunch of kids hanging out!
A Double Lesbian Homicide!  From the Bar Stool:
A Double Lesbian Homicide! From the Bar Stool:
A Double Lesbian Homicide! From the Bar Stool:
Dahmer is no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and he hears a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I hear a lot of good stories when I’m out drinking, so of course I always share them with you guys...
Rat Bites Man’s Penis!  From the Bar Stool:
Rat Bites Man’s Penis! From the Bar Stool:
Rat Bites Man’s Penis! From the Bar Stool:
It’s no fun when a big rat takes a bite out of your penis! I was drinking with this chick a few nights ago and we were sharing crazy news stories we both had recently heard, and she told me about this guy. A 54 year old NY guy doing time in a Nassau County Correctional Facility, had a few mental issues, so the prison people moved him to the mental ward of the prison for a psych evaluation... Re
Don’t Eat and Spit your Own Poop at Cops!  Bar Stool:
Don’t Eat and Spit your Own Poop at Cops! Bar Stool:
Don’t Eat and Spit your Own Poop at Cops! Bar Stool:
Did you hear about the Durango Colorado poop eater? It turns out the guy is actually a friend of a buddy of mines! Gross! The guy that tried to beat a cop’s breathalyzer test by eating his own fecal matter! This one is just so disgusting its hard to believe someone could actually do this, but back in Feb, a Durango Colorado guy named Paul, who went to college with a friend of mine, was pu
From Bar Stool:  Party Farter Stabber Killer Guy!
From Bar Stool: Party Farter Stabber Killer Guy!
From Bar Stool: Party Farter Stabber Killer Guy!
A guy I was drinking with at the bar last weekend told me this story, he called it, the tale of the Connecticut fart stabber. Tells me a 21 year old guy named Mark was at a party and wasted off his ass, and apparently he couldn't stop ripping the biggest nastiest farts the world has ever seen, heard and smelled...
Enjoy having a Penis?  How about for $20 Million?   From the Bar Stool:
Enjoy having a Penis? How about for $20 Million? From the Bar Stool:
Enjoy having a Penis? How about for $20 Million? From the Bar Stool:
You cannot lop off a guy’s penis without his permission! Chick I was drinking with told me about something nasty that happened to her brother. And if any of you guys are planning on having the foreskin cut off your penis anytime soon, a circumcision they call it, be careful something like this doesn't happen to you...
Dahmer Wants to get Married!   Will you Marry Me?
Dahmer Wants to get Married! Will you Marry Me?
Dahmer Wants to get Married! Will you Marry Me?
Ok girls, I’ve decided I want to get married. Maybe, there is one of you girls who listens to WGRD that I could marry? What got me thinking about getting married is something our night chick Jackie told me. She gave me the top 5 reasons NOT to marry a guy, and surprisingly none of those reasons applied to me...
Never Trust A Woman!
Never Trust A Woman!
Never Trust A Woman!
Guys, many of you probably already know that you can never trust a woman! Most women anyway. I’m not saying you can’t trust your girlfriend or wife, you probably can, even though she probably cheated on you a couple times already and you just didn’t find out...
From the Bar Stool: $emen Parking Lot Attack!
People tell me some pretty interesting things when I’m out drinking at bars. Last week a chick I was drinking with told me about this story. Ready to be sicked out? You guys are familiar with the parking lot booth attendant’s booths right...
The Worlds Longest Fart Parade: Thanks Dahmer!
The Worlds Longest Fart Parade: Thanks Dahmer!
The Worlds Longest Fart Parade: Thanks Dahmer!
Any of you guys ever invent anything? Any of you guys know what a fart parade is? Well, I invented it and as far as I know, I currently hold the fart parade world record. And not that it can’t be beat, it probably can. Maybe you can break it...
Hot Dirty Tight Cleaning Lady Really F’s Up at Work!
Hot Dirty Tight Cleaning Lady Really F’s Up at Work!
Hot Dirty Tight Cleaning Lady Really F’s Up at Work!
Any of you guys ever F up at work? And when I say F up, I mean, like F up BIG TIME!? And yeah, work place accidents happen--I guess it's part of doing business right? And there is something about a hot little dirty cleaning lady that I find oddly attractive...
No Booger Kids Means More Business for You!
No Booger Kids Means More Business for You!
No Booger Kids Means More Business for You!
You remember a couple of months ago I told you guys about that restaurant in Pennsylvania that got national attention when the owner of the restaurant decided to ban all little snot nose booger shooting, pants poopin little kids under the age of 6...

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