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From Bar Stool: Party Farter Stabber Killer Guy!
A guy I was drinking with at the bar last weekend told me this story, he called it, the tale of the Connecticut fart stabber. Tells me a 21 year old guy named Mark was at a party and wasted off his ass, and apparently he couldn't stop ripping the biggest nastiest farts the world has ever see…
Enjoy having a Penis? How about for $20 Million? From the Bar Stool:
You cannot lop off a guy’s penis without his permission! Chick I was drinking with told me about something nasty that happened to her brother. And if any of you guys are planning on having the foreskin cut off your penis anytime soon, a circumcision they call it, be careful something like t…
Dahmer Wants to get Married! Will you Marry Me?
Ok girls, I’ve decided I want to get married. Maybe, there is one of you girls who listens to WGRD that I could marry? What got me thinking about getting married is something our night chick Jackie told me. She gave me the top 5 reasons NOT to marry a guy, and surprisingly none of those …
Never Trust A Woman!
Guys, many of you probably already know that you can never trust a woman! Most women anyway. I’m not saying you can’t trust your girlfriend or wife, you probably can, even though she probably cheated on you a couple times already and you just didn’t find out...
From the Bar Stool: $emen Parking Lot Attack!
People tell me some pretty interesting things when I’m out drinking at bars. Last week a chick I was drinking with told me about this story. Ready to be sicked out? You guys are familiar with the parking lot booth attendant’s booths right...
The Worlds Longest Fart Parade: Thanks Dahmer!
Any of you guys ever invent anything? Any of you guys know what a fart parade is? Well, I invented it and as far as I know, I currently hold the fart parade world record. And not that it can’t be beat, it probably can. Maybe you can break it...
Hot Dirty Tight Cleaning Lady Really F’s Up at Work!
Any of you guys ever F up at work? And when I say F up, I mean, like F up BIG TIME!? And yeah, work place accidents happen--I guess it's part of doing business right? And there is something about a hot little dirty cleaning lady that I find oddly attractive...
No Booger Kids Means More Business for You!
You remember a couple of months ago I told you guys about that restaurant in Pennsylvania that got national attention when the owner of the restaurant decided to ban all little snot nose booger shooting, pants poopin little kids under the age of 6...
Like Having Sex With Animals? Like Penis Cancer?
This one is for you creepy guys that like to do it with animals.  And oh yea, you’re out there! Stories in the news all time about creepy dudes that get arrested for makin it with donkeys, or making it with a horses or pigs. Yes, weird creepy dudes actually do that kind of stuff…
How to Pick Up a Hooker For Only One Beer!
This ones for all you guys that like to get hookers.   Instead of paying your hooker $100, or $200, or $300, or whatever she might charge you, how would you like to only have to pay her in beer?   And not like a case of beer, or a 12 pack of beer….just ONE BEER!   Guys if you want to make the interc…
WGRD Office Dodgeball Part 3 – Return of The Dahmer [Video]
I have been havin' fun lately ruining the long arduous days of my hardworking boss JT. Usually, I do this by saying something I shouldn't on the air or by saying something I shouldn't on the air. But, lately my passion in the effing with JT department has been dodgeballs. Not even JT&…
WGRD Office Dodgeball [Video]
Any of you guys ever feel like drilling your boss in the face with a dodgeball? Well, that's exactly what I did! JT WAS NOT happy when I unsuspectingly drilled him with a dodgeball in the office today! This one had to hurt!

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