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How much Stuff can You Cram up Your Butt?

No, the Guinness book of world records does not currently have a record for “most things inserted into a rectum”, but if they did this chick might hold the record! I was drunk and watching TV last night, and I can’t remember where I saw this story, but I do remember the story so I felt I had to share it with you the best I could. Last week a 34 year old chick got sent to jail on some drug charges, and when they were strip searching the chick on her way into jail, they found a condom jammed up her butt, and inside that condom was 17 Oxycodone pills, one cigarette, 6 matches, a lighter, one syringe with an eraser over the needle, one small bag of weed, two small bags of coke, one container of lip balm, one flint, and one pack of rolling papers!

The chick had over 30 items crammed in her poop shoot! Of course one lucky cop had the pleasure of removing the condom full of contraband from her big fast gross anus and counting all the items. How would ya like to have that job? And in addition to the charges she was already facing, cops also tacked on another drug possession charge, and charged her with possessing tobacco inside a jail. But I guess that’s how you do it if you want things like that in jail, ya gotta smuggle em in your butt, and I would assume that would be quite unpleasant.

The only thing I like coming out of my butt is my poop. And I certainly don’t want anything ever going in my butt! Ouch!

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