A naked guy with his penis tucked between his legs arrested in a Florida bar last weekend…..Just like that creepy guy from the Silence of the Lambs movie!
And guys, I think its ok if you get yourself a hooker every now and then…I mean, it’s the oldest profession in the world, a victimless crime, and should certainly be legalized……however, if you do get yourself a hooker every now and then….one thing you should never do……is shower with your hooker, and here is why….
And are you guys familiar with Cambridge University? Its over in the U.K, if your not familiar with it.....just think if it as a British Ivy league school....Harvard, or Yale. And most of the time you think of Ivy leaguers as pencil pushing nerds, not crazy sex freaks right? Haha....well according to a recent survey....46% of female students at Cambridge said they have had sex with three dif
Girls....I know you like to think of your cans as your weapon....something that you have, that guys want......well I got news for ya....you might think of your cans as your power....to help you get some of the things want.....but I got news for ya honey, as much as you might think your cans give you power over men...
Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date? Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date with a fat chick? If ya have, or think that it could maybe happen to ya....I've got some "dating fat chick dating etiquette tips" for ya …..
Any of you guys ever spend a night in a hotel room with a hooker? Good times huh? Yea...I'd say....but ya gotta be careful man, careful she doesn't have a knife....or something very unpleasant could happen......
Are there urine balloon bandits on the loose on the campus of a Florida University? Urine balloons are like water balloons, but they’re filled with urine, not water.....and some people think its fun to throw them at people…..
Ok creepy guys....another one for you....actually this ones not for all you creepy guys....just for creepy guys that like to make the inter C with rabbits....this ones disturbing....and its freakin gross....it might make you barf...
And if you guys think you've some strange and disturbing things on my show....you’re probably right....but I promise you, you've never heard anything like this next one.....I''ll just tell ya this....one guys in jail...the other guy is missing his scrotum!
Guys....if your dating a chick from Britain, Korea or Germany.....you’re dating some of the ugliest, skankiest chicks on the planet......this according to a new survey. Wanna know who the hottest chicks in the world are, who the sluttiest chicks in the world are and who the smelliest chicks in the world are? Wanna know who you’re dating if your dating a chick from Allegan or a chick from Musk