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The Difference Between Good Cans And Gross Cans

Girls….I know you like to think of your cans as your weapon….something that you have, that guys want……well I got news for ya….you might think of your cans as your power….to help you get some of the things want…..but I got news for ya honey, as much as you might think your cans give you power over men….they can also be your demise as well……girls, 5 ways your cans can betray you….

Ok girls….you might think that just cuz you have cans, it gives you some sort of power over men…..and if you have really nice cans, it probably does……but just because you HAVE cans, I wouldn’t get too cocky….especially if you have gross cans…..girls, this one from your gal pals at one of those girly magazines….the 5 ways your cans can betray you…..

1- They’re  two different sizes….guys are not a big fan of that.

2- Your cans get itchy, so you have to scratch them….and if you do it in public guys might think you have can crabs.

3-  They’re really saggy and squishy…..yuuuukk!  Girls, there is a difference between nice big cans, and big, fat, saggy, squishy gross cans.

4- Your areolas are too big and dark….I guess that’s not a big selling point for guys…all this according to one of those girly magazine remember..

5- Your cans are riddled with stretch marks.  Yea….thats not very pleasant……can’t you girls with big fat stretched marked cans get some cream or some laser surgery or something for that?  ……So girls,  you can put some of that ” I got cans so I got power” attitude away….cuz its only CERTAIN girls, that can run with that……and if you do have big fat stretched marked, saggy squishy cans….don’t get pissed at me…..it’s the girly magazine this came from you should be pissed at…..

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