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Where Can I Find A Good Hooker?

Any of you guys ever spend a night in a hotel room with a hooker?  Good times huh?  Yea…I’d say….but ya gotta be careful man, careful she doesn’t have a knife….or something very unpleasant could happen……

And guys, it seems like its getting harder and harder these days to find yourself a good little hooker friend……Nothing wrong with having a good little hooker friend….just try and make sure she’s not a crazy little hooker friend….. 53 year old Fort Worth Texas guy rented a hotel room, picked up a case of beer, some wine and some rubbers and called up his little hooker friend….says “come on over to my room baby, we’ll have some drinks, hang out, do it a couple of times, then I’ll throw you a couple hundred bucks”…..Hooker babe says “no problem, sounds like fun, be there in an hour”…..and I guess this guy had hooked up with chick a couple of other times and there was no problems….he thought, he had himself a good little hooker friend…..but he was wrong……it was pay day for the guy and she saw that he had $900 in his wallet….so she asked for more than the normal $200 he would give her….he said no, she got pissed, so he told her to relax and he would take care of her in the morning….they got drunk, did it, then the guy passed out……next morning he woke up, with a really bad pain in his shoulder….looks around….chick is gone….so is the $900 from his wallet….dude gets up and looks in the mirror…and sees a 4 inch pocket knife sticking out of his shoulder!  He called the cops, they were able to pick her up the next day….dude went to hospital and is gonna be fine……why is it so damn hard to find a good little hooker these days?  One that won’t rip you off or stab you?  What is the world coming too!

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