Hookers

This ones for all you guys that like to get hookers.   Instead of paying your hooker $100, or $200, or $300, or whatever she might charge you, how would you like to only have to pay her in beer?   And not like a case of beer, or a 12 pack of beer….just ONE BEER!   Guys if you want to make the intercourse with a hooker,  but your low on cash, but you got a couple of beers in your fridge, you are in

And guys, I think its ok if you get yourself a hooker every now and then…I mean, it’s the oldest profession in the world, a victimless crime, and should certainly be legalized……however, if you do get yourself a hooker every now and then….one thing you should never do……is shower with your hooker, and here is why….

Any of you guys ever spend a night in a hotel room with a hooker?  Good times huh?  Yea...I'd say....but ya gotta be careful man, careful she doesn't have a knife....or something very unpleasant could happen......