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Nailing A Porn Star Is Much More Realistic Than You Might Think!

While most guys have dreamed about having sex with a porn star, did you know that you actually can?!? Here’s how:

Fornicating with a porn star is as easy as reaching into your pockets and the depth of your pockets determines the quality of sexual partner you get.

There are sites on the Internetz that sell lists of porn stars. Obtaining that list will cost, you, though. But what’s $3,000 – $4,000 for a piece of paper listing women who could bring you what could possibly turn into the most pleasurable 5 minutes of your life? It’s a drop in the hat!

Now that you have the list, scroll to the bottom, that’s where you’ll find the B and C-list “stars,” whose undivided attention you could earn for a small window of time for as little as $500! Anything for love, right?

You then can hire the girl of your (wet) dreams to be your escort for the evening. But don’t forget to book your room at a fine Miami hotel. What’s a few hundred dollars more? You’re worth it!

But what if you don’t have the money? Poor people deserve pleasure, too. Well, for you guys, there’s the Cyberskin Stroker, a new toy that simulates of receiving hand pleasure from the the porn star Kayden Kross, created from a mold of Kayden’s clenched fist.

According to the company Adam and Eve, it “feels just like real skin, with delicate fingers and hand-painted fingernails.” The toy will only set you back about $20 and comes free with a side of shame. Can’t beat that bargain!

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