Why You Should Never Shower With A Hooker

And guys, I think its ok if you get yourself a hooker every now and then…I mean, it’s the oldest profession in the world, a victimless crime, and should certainly be legalized……however, if you do get yourself a hooker every now and then….one thing you should never do……is shower with your hooker, and here is why….

Ok guys, here is why you should never shower with a hooker. Doing other stuff with her is fine….just don’t fall for the old “shower bait and switch” scam…..last week, 27 year old Farmington Hills guy won a bunch of money at the MGM casino in Detroit…..and after he did, a couple of smoking hot escort chicks come walking up to him and tell him they want to party….so dude looks at the chicks, says “Damn! I’ve never nailed a chick who was even half as hot as you two! Lets get a room”…..Well, they get to the room….they’re having a couple of drinks, hot chicks are rubbin all over the guy getting him all horned up…..and then one chicks says….” I think we should all take a shower together”…..dude is like…”fine by me!”…..so the chicks tell him to go into the bathroom, fire up the shower, jump in and wait for them…they’ll be there in a minute…..hahah….thats the last he ever saw of the chicks…as soon as he got in the shower the chicks took all the money he won and his credit cards and his cell phone…..hahah….what an idiot! Guys, I’m not saying don’t get yourself a hooker, nothing wrong with that…..what I’m saying is…..remember, Never shower with a hooker….thats how you get ripped off……