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Urine Balloon Bandits Launch Atomic Urine Attack On Florida Campus!

Are there urine balloon bandits on the loose on the campus of  a Florida  University?  Urine balloons are like water balloons, but they’re filled with urine, not water…..and some people think its fun to throw them at people…..

Police at a University in Florida are investigating three  different recent urine balloon attacks.   Urine balloons of course are like water balloons, but they’re filled with urine instead of water.  Twice in the last month students have reported drive by urine balloon attacks, and once in the last month, two chicks reported an atomic urine attack.  You might think this is really gross, but I think its kinda funny because I’m so immature…..so what is an atomic urine attack?  Two weeks ago, 19 year old chick and 20 year old chick said they were walking home from a night class, when a gold sedan pulled up, and two guys in ski masks jumped out, each with a 5 gallon bucket full of pee….and then they doused each of the girls with the 5 gallon bucket of pee, then jumped back in the car and sped away…..cops say they’re taking this very seriously, and its most likely the same two guys that are responsible for the urine balloon attacks and the atomic urine attack….and it most likely took the guys at least a week to fill two entire 5 gallon buckets full of pee……ahhh….kids these days….

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