I think its pretty safe to say we as guys love making the inter C with chicks.....but do any of you guys love humpin the girlies so much that you think you might be a sex addict? The five signs you might be a sex addict
Any of you guys enjoy any good beach time last summer? I'm sure at least a few of you did......any of you guys get impaled by a beach umbrella last summer? Haha....yea, probably not......but I know one chick who did.....and it wasn't pretty.....I'll tell you all about the chick who last summer, was a smoking hot sun bathing bikini chick one minute, and had a freakin beach umbrella stickin out of her stomach the next minute.....
Guys....what if you came home from the bar one night, walked into your house and found a strange naked dude passed out on your couch? You'd call the cops right? Sure ya would. What about you girls? Would you call the cops on the naked stranger guy passed out on your couch? OR would ya jump on him and ride em cowgirl! Hahah.....funny story in the news out of Southern California ……
Did you hear about the fat lady from NY that was literally almost eatin alive by rats? These rats spent 8 days eating pieces of dropped food out of her fat cracks and gnawing on her skin....and the whole time she was alive and awake but couldn't do anything about it cuz she was so fat! This one is not pleasant…..
And I just found out something about you girls that I never knew before! It might be the best kept secret you girls have ever kept from us guys! But now,...sorry girls...I'm gonna blow it out of the water......I never knew so many of you girls poop your pants on the day of your wedding! While you’re wearing your wedding dress! I never knew you were walking around looking so beautiful on the outside....but you were all poopy on the inside! Gross! But girls....as always.....I got your backs.....and I help ya out…….
Hey girls, if two guys break into your apartment at 4am and tell you to take off your clothes so they can rape you.....now, I'm not telling you should shoot them in the face and kill them.....but, it is an option
Guys.....do you know what you should do if you get attacked by a group of killer clowns with razor blades? You should know, cuz it could happen to you....it happened to a 40 year old Arizona guy ...
Did you hear about the 35 year old chick that died from getting a toilet plunger lodged in her butt? And not by a person....its not like SOMEONE rammed it in her butt and killed her with it....she did it herself....by accident, and killed herself......This one is quite unpleasant……
Girls, if you've ever dreamed of, or thought about becoming a porn star.....this next one is for you......there is a book out called Pornland....and its full of all kinds of interesting facts! Including how much the average going rate is per sex scene, how much the going rate is per specific sex act....and the difference between how much white porn chicks make and, and how much a black porn chick makes......
If any of you guys like to mess with your friends when they pass out drunk....you know....draw big penis pictures on their foreheads....or....whatever you might do....that stuff can be funny.......but that stuff can also be really dangerous....depending on how far you take it.....and if you try and take it so far as to stick a chainsaw blade in your drunk passed out buddies butt....you just asking for trouble!
Any of you guys ever been arrested? Any of you guys got any friends that have been arrested? Oh I bet ya have......any of you guys or any of your friends ever been arrested for having an orgy with three horses? Yea, probably not.....but, as crazy as it sounds......a 37 year old Georgia guy was arrested for having an orgy with three horses.....
Would any of you guys marry a cross eyed chick with a big fat hairy face? Yea probably not…but one guy did…..and now he wants the hell out!
