Why Guys Refuse To Sleep With Fat Chicks From Muskegon

And are you guys familiar  with Cambridge University?  Its over in the U.K, if your not  familiar  with it.....just think if it as a British Ivy league school....Harvard, or Yale.  And most of the time you think of Ivy leaguers as pencil pushing nerds, not crazy sex freaks right?  Haha....well according to a recent survey....46% of female students at Cambridge said they have had sex with three different people in one week.....but that ain't nothing compared to what the chicks at Grand Valley said when they did this same survey....especially  the fat chicks from Muskegon!  Heres more…

So they just did a little sex survey over at Cambridge University in the U.K....and 46% of female students at Cambridge said they've had sex with three or more people within a one week time period.....They also happen to have done this same study at Grand Valley University....only there....the results were very different....at Grand Valley, 76% of female students said they've had sex with three or more people in a one week time period....however, here is where it gets interesting....at Grand Valley, they also did a study within the study....and they singled out all the fat chicks originally from Muskegon that go to Grand Valley and asked them the same question....you ready for this....10 out of 10 fat chicks from Muskegon said they routinely have sex with at least 9 guys a week.....haha.....however some of the fat girls from Muskegon that go to Grand Valley said that lots of times in was difficult for them to convince the drunk guys they hook up with to actually have the intercourse with them....because of their size, that they usually  just end up doing "other things" to them......haha...because we all know fat girls do that the best.......and if you'd like to get an official transcript of that survey......well, thats probably not gonna happen...