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Ohio Douche Bag Thinks He’s a Werewolf! — From The Bar Stool
The people of Ohio can finally rest easy because the werewolf that was terrorizing their state has been finally been caught! A chick I know moved to Ohio a couple years ago, she was back in town visiting over Thanksgiving and I ran into her at the bar, she told me this story
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The Bouts: Laser VS Undertaker
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
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Infected Penis Guy Burns Chicks House Down! Bar Stool:
I was talking with this bartender chick last night (no I was not at a bar drinking on Sunday! Ok I was.) She told me it started as a good night with some buddies drinking beer around a campfire, and ended with a 32 year old Kentucky guy facing 5 years in prison
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How (not) to Tea Bag a Female Co-Worker! Bar Stool:
I was drinking at the Griffins game Saturday night, and of course the topic of Tea Bagging came up, and then I was told this story! Two brothers Brian and Steve, they both worked for the same insurance company
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The Bouts: Nice VS Future
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans
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How much Stuff can You Cram up Your Butt?
No, the Guinness book of world records does not currently have a record for "most things inserted into a rectum", but if they did this chick might hold the record! I was drunk and watching TV last night, and I can’t remember where I saw this story, but I do remember the story so I felt I had to share it with you the best I could
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Sex with Dog Guy Should Die! Bar Stool:
Did you guys hear about the creepy Phoenix Arizona middle school teacher that got arrested for trying to solicit dog sex on Craigslist? Not like doggy style sex, more like actual creepy sex with a dog! This one is horrible!!
A buddy of mines kid actually goes to this school, that’s how I found out about it
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No Behind Loving In The Parking Lot! – From The Bar Stool
Girls, if your boyfriend does your laundry for you, it is ok to reward him with some type of favor, ya know, just to say thank you. What is not ok to do, is to perform that favor in the car in front of a public pool, where there are a bunch of kids hanging out!
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A Double Lesbian Homicide! From the Bar Stool:
Dahmer is no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and he hears a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
I hear a lot of
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Rat Bites Man’s Penis! From the Bar Stool:
It’s no fun when a big rat takes a bite out of your penis! I was drinking with this chick a few nights ago and we were sharing crazy news stories we both had recently heard, and she told me about this guy
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The Bouts: Beautiful VS Magic
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
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Don’t Eat and Spit your Own Poop at Cops! Bar Stool:
Did you hear about the Durango Colorado poop eater? It turns out the guy is actually a friend of a buddy of mines! Gross! The guy that tried to beat a cop’s breathalyzer test by eating his own fecal matter!
This one is just so disgusting its hard to believe someone could actually do this, but back in Feb, a Durango Colorado guy named Paul, who went to college with a friend of mine, was pulled over for DUI and cops gave him a roadside test and he didn’t do so well