No Behind Loving In The Parking Lot! – From The Bar Stool

Girls, if your boyfriend does your laundry for you, it is ok to reward him with some type of favor, ya know, just to say thank you. What is not ok to do, is to perform that favor in the car in front of a public pool, where there are a bunch of kids hanging out!

A buddy of mine who lives in Florida told me about this one last week. A mom in her 40's pulls into the parking lot of a public pool down in Pompano Beach and she parks next to a car.  She looks over and sees a dude and a chick naked, getting down out right there in the car. So, the mom calls the cops, says “hey, there’s a dude and a chick doing intercourse in their car right in front of a parking lot of the public pool, and there are little kids all around!” So cops show up, and sure enough they’re still going at it! And at first cops thought the chick was a creepy dirty working girl, but then she told them the guy was her boyfriend and she was just rewarding him with the favor, because he did her laundry for her!

Well, cops didn’t care one way or another and arrested both of them and charged them with lewd and lascivious behavior, and unnatural and lascivious behavior.  Apparently they were doing something unnatural as well (some people call it the backdoor boogie.)   Guys, you can’t make love in your car in a parking lot were there are a bunch of little kids! You’ll get busted every time! And that’s just creepy anyway.