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A guy I was drinking with at the bar last weekend told me this story, he called it, the tale of the Connecticut fart stabber. Tells me a 21 year old guy named Mark was at a party and wasted off his ass, and apparently he couldn't stop ripping the biggest nastiest farts the world has ever seen, heard and smelled
You cannot lop off a guy’s penis without his permission! Chick I was drinking with told me about something nasty that happened to her brother. And if any of you guys are planning on having the foreskin cut off your penis anytime soon, a circumcision they call it, be careful something like this doesn't happen to you! (if you enjoy having your penis that is
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
Ok girls, I’ve decided I want to get married. Maybe, there is one of you girls who listens to WGRD that I could marry? What got me thinking about getting married is something our night chick Jackie told me
Guys, many of you probably already know that you can never trust a woman! Most women anyway. I’m not saying you can’t trust your girlfriend or wife, you probably can, even though she probably cheated on you a couple times already and you just didn’t find out. Guys remember this next time you tell one of your chick friends something in confidence.
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
Any of you guys ever do the dirty with a flight attendant? Probably not. Maybe some of you have. And if ya have, well big ups and mad props you to man! And if you are a guy, its probably only natural that you would like to have intercourse with a hot flight attendant
People tell me some pretty interesting things when I’m out drinking at bars. Last week a chick I was drinking with told me about this story. Ready to be sicked out? You guys are familiar with the parking lot booth attendant’s booths right? We have them downtown
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
Saturday – Day Two
10:35am- Wake up naked on hotel bed. Face crusted in drool. Massive headache. I think I got hit by a train. Jump in the shower. Vomit while in the shower. Crap, who is
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
Being the single successful guy that I am (AKA- pathetic loser) I go on vacation by myself. And yes, my Single Guy Man Vacations usually involve booze, hookers, vomiting, and lots of rejection! This past weekend's Single Guy Man Trip to Clearwater Beach, Florida was no different