free beer and hot wings

I have few goals in life.  In fact, I have just three. 1.  Set the world record for the collection of the most barf bags. Why? Why not! 2.  Never lose a game of Dizzy Bat Baseball.  So far I'm 1-0. And 3. I want to be immortalized as a bobblehead...

You may remember Carmen.  She interned here at the show about four years ago.  I never worked with Carmen, but I met her when she came in to visit once or twice in the time that I’ve been here.  What you may not know about Carmen is that she’s been a paraplegic from birth...

As you're well aware by this point, Dahmer has left his afternoon spot here at WGRD.  The powers that be at the station definitely seemed unprepared for this, because they've decided to go the 'ol "fill-in guest" route to plug the time in between JT's award-winning program and Jackie's show at night...

Today was a pretty sad day for me.  For the last few weeks, I have been struggling with a pretty difficult decision that I knew I had to make, yet I kept putting it off because I didn’t have the courage to do it.  I couldn’t get this old friend of mine out of my head...

Earlier this morning on the show, we watched a video that really disturbed me. I mean, it REALLY disturbed me. I thought for sure I was going to throw up while watching it, but managed to keep it together. Apparently if you live in the city of Dongyang in China (yes, DONGyang), there’s a local treat that many of the natives eat on a regular basis...

The other day on the show, we talked about January Jones and her comments about eating placenta and popping placenta pills when she feels a bit sluggish.  Of course, she was mocked pretty harshly because, to us, it seemed like the “research” she did wasn’t really based in any sort of fact...

There's a stoner that works here at the radio station that we lovingly refer to as Stoner Andy.  He's an odd fellow, but we like him well enough.  He's a pretty funny guy who was made famous to listeners of our show because of his epic "Woah, that chair let out a moan" quote when he broke a char at Zane's house at Loser Thanksgiving...

Zane told us this morning on the show that he went out for a bike ride yesterday and came across something he had only seen one other time before.  As he was peddling down a reasonable busy road, straddling the center yellow line was an enormous, dinosaur-looking mega turtle...

Yesterday on the show, we talked about the possibility of Free Beer passing out while in the delivery room for the birth of his son Henry.  We joked that it would have a hilarious, cartoony sound to it if it happened, including a slide whistle (obviously)...

Well, it was inevitable.  We've all been waiting for the call or text for the last 2 weeks or so.  Last night at 11:27PM, I got the following text. I couldn't sleep after reading this.  I was excited and nervous at the same time for them...

Tomorrow, everyone in the world will be out celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. That fact that the national average temperature is about 78 degrees above normal and that it’s a Saturday means that there will really be no excuse to not indulge in some type of leprechaun-themed activities...

Some days on this show are definitely cooler than others.  Today was one of those days.  We’ve been pretty pumped for the last few weeks, ever since we got word that rock legend Slash would be joining us IN STUDIO.  Guns, Velvet Revolver, and now some solo work...