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How To Teach Your Mom To Smuggle Cocaine In Her Butt
Ok guys....if you go to jail, you cannot ask your mother to stick drugs in her butt and smuggle them into jail for you....haha....thats just not something you ask your mother to do!! Meet the coke mom jail butt smuggler here….
How To Make Your Casual Sex “Friends With Benefits” Chick Stick Around Longer
And guys....if you got a "friends with benefits" chick.....ya know, a chick you nail on the side, casually.....well, first of all.....excellent job, good for you. But second of all.....its probably not gonna last as long as you would like it to, but.....if you would like your casual sex friends with benefits chick to stick around a little bit longer.....I can tell you how to do that....
Tattoo Chicks Are Slutty
Alright guys....if your headed out to the bar this weekend looking to pick up a chick and make the intercourse with her........I got some advice for ya that will increase your chances of picking up a chick by 75%.......and thats a pretty big %-age.......when you walk into a bar, and scope the place out....I will tell you exactly what type of chick is most likely to go home and have the sex with yo
Smart Chicks Party Harder, And Stupid Chicks Get Knocked Up In Corn Fields.
Girls, I read some really interesting stuff about how different kinds of chicks party.......now would think that, just in general….. that a fat, uneducated poor trailer trash type chick would party more than a hot, educated chick right? Well, that’s not the case at all.....according to the journal of Social Science and Medicine, its the smart girls who are the hardest partiers.........Here is
No Sex With The One Arm Daughter!
And guys, if your a dad, and your 70, and you have a 39 year old one arm daughter, you can't shoot guys for having sex with her! She's not 14 anymore!
Hugging Boner Game Banned From Oregon Middle School. This One Is NOT Funny!
Ok guys...this next one is NOT funny.....its NOT funny at all....so don't laugh. There is a middle school in Oregon that has banned hugs, because some of the girls were using them to get the boys aroused.......remember, this ones not funny.......
A Crazy Bi-Polar Nut Bag Chick Jammed A Fork An Inch Deep Into The Side Of Her Boyfriends Head!
And any of you guys ever cook for your girl? Maybe a little breakfast in bed type thing? If ya do.....careful, cuz if you burn her eggs....you might end up with a fork jammed into the side of your head........
The Adventures Of The Florida Penis Tucker!
A naked guy with his penis tucked between his legs arrested in a Florida bar last weekend…..Just like that creepy guy from the Silence of the Lambs movie!
Why You Should Never Shower With A Hooker
And guys, I think its ok if you get yourself a hooker every now and then…I mean, it’s the oldest profession in the world, a victimless crime, and should certainly be legalized……however, if you do get yourself a hooker every now and then….one thing you should never do……is shower with your hooker, and here is why….
Why Guys Refuse To Sleep With Fat Chicks From Muskegon
And are you guys familiar with Cambridge University? Its over in the U.K, if your not familiar with it.....just think if it as a British Ivy league school....Harvard, or Yale. And most of the time you think of Ivy leaguers as pencil pushing nerds, not crazy sex freaks right? Haha....well according to a recent survey....46% of female students at Cambridge said they have had sex with three dif
The Difference Between Good Cans And Gross Cans
Girls....I know you like to think of your cans as your weapon....something that you have, that guys want......well I got news for ya....you might think of your cans as your power....to help you get some of the things want.....but I got news for ya honey, as much as you might think your cans give you power over men...
Fat Chick Dating Etiquette
Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date? Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date with a fat chick? If ya have, or think that it could maybe happen to ya....I've got some "dating fat chick dating etiquette tips" for ya …..