And any of you guys ever cook for your girl? Maybe a little breakfast in bed type thing?  If ya do.....careful, cuz if you burn her eggs....you might end up with a fork jammed into the side of your head........

So last week, just outside of Chicago....dude and his chick decide to stay home and have a little movie/beer/wine date night......first part of the night goes pretty good....their watching movies, drinking beer, drinking wine....but then they start arguing about what movie to watch next.....and then they start arguing about this, and arguing about that.....just pretty much at each others throats all night.....well, morning comes...they've both been up drinking all night....so dude says....."baby....lets stop fighting ok....how about I make you some breakfast"......so he whips up some bacon, eggs and toast....only.....he burned the scramble eggs a little bit........well, that was the straw that broke Latasha's back......chick grabbed a fork and stabbed the guy in the ear with it!  Buried the fork like an inch deep into the guys ear! Can you imagine that?  Dude called 911....cops arrested the stupid drunk psycho chick.....dudes still in the hospital....not sure if he will ever be able to hear of that ear again........man.....crazy chicks....I freakin hate em!