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Anyone Want To Go To A Crab Infested Illegal Strip Club?
Anyone Want To Go To A Crab Infested Illegal Strip Club?
Anyone Want To Go To A Crab Infested Illegal Strip Club?
Hey any of you guys want to go to a strip club?  Yea, theres this fat hillbilly chick who runs a private underground strip club out of the trailer park where she lives.. I think we should go there, but we got to wear mosquito netting over our faces, cuz the place is infested with crabs. Yea, I know....sick....but its true.
Naked Man Slices Off Tip Of His Penis While Cooking!
Naked Man Slices Off Tip Of His Penis While Cooking!
Naked Man Slices Off Tip Of His Penis While Cooking!
And ya know those commercials you see on TV advertising those really sharp steak knives that can cut threw a cinder block and then still slice a tomato paper thin?  Did you know they can also slice thru a cinder block and then slice the tip of your penis off?  Ouch. Yes, they can....
A Gym Where Girls Are Not Allowed To Wear Panties!
A Gym Where Girls Are Not Allowed To Wear Panties!
A Gym Where Girls Are Not Allowed To Wear Panties!
And guys, if you drink too much beer like I do, and you’re lugging around an extra 10 or 15 pounds like I am. I got some motivation for ya that just might help ya get back in to the gym. They’re called work out kooter skirts.  Not for you.....Its the latest in chick work out fashion wear.
Sorority Van Orgy At The Drive In Movie Theater
Sorority Van Orgy At The Drive In Movie Theater
Sorority Van Orgy At The Drive In Movie Theater
And I don't know about you guys, but when I think of sorority chicks,  I think stuck up stupid bitches.  Now I don't really know any sorority chicks, so I don't know if thats true or not.  But I do know of a couple sorority chicks who definitely are not stupid stuck up bitches, because instead they are horny, orgy, entrepreneur chicks!  I love these girls but, they are in a little bit of trouble.
How To Teach Your Mom To Smuggle Cocaine In Her Butt
How To Teach Your Mom To Smuggle Cocaine In Her Butt
How To Teach Your Mom To Smuggle Cocaine In Her Butt
Ok guys....if you go to jail, you cannot ask your mother to stick drugs in her butt and smuggle them into jail for you....haha....thats just not something you ask your mother to do!!   Meet the coke mom jail butt smuggler here….
How To Make Your Casual Sex “Friends With Benefits” Chick Stick Around Longer
How To Make Your Casual Sex “Friends With Benefits” Chick Stick Around Longer
How To Make Your Casual Sex “Friends With Benefits” Chick Stick Around Longer
And guys....if you got a "friends with benefits" chick.....ya know, a chick you nail on the side, casually.....well, first of all.....excellent job, good for you.  But second of all.....its probably not gonna last as long as you would like it to, but.....if you would like your casual sex friends with benefits chick to stick around a little bit longer.....I can tell you how to do that....
Tattoo Chicks Are Slutty
Tattoo Chicks Are Slutty
Tattoo Chicks Are Slutty
Alright guys....if your headed out to the bar this weekend looking to pick up a chick and make the intercourse with her........I got some advice for ya that will increase your chances of picking up a chick by 75%.......and thats a pretty big %-age.......when you walk into a bar, and scope the place out....I will tell you exactly what type of chick is most likely to go home and have the sex with yo
Smart Chicks Party Harder, And Stupid Chicks Get Knocked Up In Corn Fields.
Smart Chicks Party Harder, And Stupid Chicks Get Knocked Up In Corn Fields.
Smart Chicks Party Harder, And Stupid Chicks Get Knocked Up In Corn Fields.
Girls, I  read some really interesting stuff about how different kinds of chicks party.......now would think that,  just in general….. that a fat, uneducated poor trailer trash type chick would party more than a hot, educated chick right?   Well, that’s not the case at all.....according to the journal of Social Science and Medicine, its the smart girls who are the hardest partiers.........Here is
No Sex With The One Arm Daughter!
No Sex With The One Arm Daughter!
No Sex With The One Arm Daughter!
And guys, if your a dad, and your 70, and you have a 39 year old one arm daughter, you can't shoot guys for having sex with her!   She's not 14 anymore!

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