Nashiko Rokude is a Japanese artist who is obsessed with her vagina. Which is cool, since so many men are obsessed with them, it's good we have the same interests. She's so obsessed, she wants you to get in her vagina!
To some extent, you probably feel bad for the animals at the zoo. They're obviously not thrilled that they're there and would much rather be out in the wild where they're supposed to be. So it wouldn't be so bad if they escaped, right? Well, not exactly...
Just as Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees were icons of 1980's horror films, so were Samara and Kayako in the early 2000's. The long-haired ladies from The Ring and The Grudge terrified audiences around the world, and now it appears that they'll appear together in what is guaranteed to be a very scary film.
Okay, I was, at best, a sleeping history student. I will admit it. I should have paid more attention to all the stuff they taught in class about the past, and all the things, but I was a kid, and wasn't capable of focusing on smart stuff. BUT, if my teachers had used something like this teach history, I would have been totally into it!
You'd think that an escaped lion, elephant, or anaconda would be a zoo's biggest safety concern, but apparently zebras can get loose, too. One Japanese zoo decided to stage an emergency drill earlier this week simulating the recapture of an escaped zebra, except that the zebra in the drill isn't a zebra at all.
It's a dude in a zebra suit.
In July, I told you about the giant robot battle that's going to happen next year in Japan, and pit the two enormous battle bots against each other. Japan said they want the battle to include melee combat, so the American team needs to update their big bot to something that can fight...wait, you have a battle bot that can't...nevermind.
Anyway, Megabots has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise
This is the coolest news all day! Recently, America challenged Japan to a giant robot battle, since both countries have companies that have built massive robots. What else would you do with a giant Megabot? Have them fight, of course!
Where's Hugh Jackman when we need him?
Asian movies are some of the best out there. The stories are awesome, they're not afraid to do crazy things that American films won't do, and they don't dumb down plot points. If you don't get it, watch it again or something. So there.
Heck, even their comics (called Manga), are more geared toward adults than kids! There's one, 'Attack on Titan', that's been getting a lot of praise the last couple
Li-sa-X is a 10-year-old Japanese girl who loves to play the guitar, and she doesn't go for the easy stuff, either. She likes to shred! Pick a crazy tech band, and she will probably want to cover their song, and do it better. (And with less emo hair).
Here she is, covering Polyphia's "Aviator", and she does an insanely good job with this song, and the band is probably jealous.
Have you heard the phrase, 'food baby' before? Women usually use it when they feel that the three crackers, and 1/4 of a cup of soup they ate at lunch is too much food. (I think that's total crap, and they're just flirting with you.)
This tiny Japanese girl piles so much food on her trays, that you think, 'Dear God! How's she going to eat all that?!'
And then she sits down, and there's MORE STUFF
What a sh**** situation.
A woman in Japan allegedly slashed her husband with a kitchen knife after he took a righteously smelly poo, leaving him with a 7-inch gash on his face, according to The Japan Times.