This Japanese Woman Really Wants You in Her Vagina

Nashiko Rokude is a Japanese artist who is obsessed with her vagina. Which is cool, since so many men are obsessed with them, it's good we have the same interests. She's so obsessed, she wants you to get in her vagina!

She's digitally scanned her vagina for us, and had a kayak company make her vagina into a kayak!. Seriously, this is a thing. Anyone interested in some watersports?

She's not only gotten it made, but she's even been slapped with a lawsuit over her vagina-kayak! She distributed photos of her vagina-shaped kayak, and this has apparently violated Article 175 of the Japanese Penal (haha, penal) Code, covering the distribution of obscene objects.

She distributed the code for anyone to be able to print up their own copy of her vagina kayak, so if you have a 3D printer, you too could jump right into her wet kayak, and stroke your way around. Wait, was that too much visual?

I guess it depends on your definition of "obscene".

Nashiko defends the creation and distribution of the data, saying that the information on genitals isn't obscene. Neither is her art, based on her vagina. It's not like she's just sending closeup photos of her vagina around to people. Although that would be...NO! Stop it, Walker!

Sorry, I'm still laughing at the "penal" code covering her vagina kayak. I know, I'm a 6-year-old.

Nashiko admits right there at the top of her Instagram feed that she's an artist who's main art subject is her own vagina. I think this is something most of us can get into. Wait, maybe we can't actually get into it, but I think it's something we're all interested in...I mean...argh...I give up.