And guys if Jennifer Lopez makes you horny, and you live in a trailer park, and you got a crazy drunk trailer park wife who gets jealous easily.......do not tell her that Jennifer Lopez makes you horny....just keep it to yourself....cuz if you do tell her......well....lets just say your asking for a whole hell of a lot of trouble from your crazy drunk trailer park disgusting fat wife..........

Heres one for all you trailer park folk out there.....you can probably relate.....And if your a guy and you do live in a trailer park and your married.....its not certain, but the odds are good that your wife is a crazy drunk trailer park wife who is probably fat and not very attractive.....like this next chick....(and no offense, I'm not saying all trailer park wives are gross and disgusting...just lots of them).......A 34 year old drunk, fat disgusting trailer park chick Shannon Wriska from Milton Florida and her crazy drunk trailer park husband Robert were sitting in their trailer watching a Jennifer Lopez movie.........And sometime during the movie, Robert told his fat gross trailer park wife Shannon that Jennifer Lopez was hot and made him horny......And this upset fat gross trailer park wife Shannon.....so she took the chew she had in her fat gross trailer park mouth out, and spit it on the floor of the trailer......this upset trailer park husband Robert.....so Robert lit up a smoke, grabbed another Milwaukee's Best beer and told his fat gross trailer park wife Shannon to clean it up.......Well, fat gross disgusting trailer park wife Shannon promptly told Robert to go F himself, she put a fresh piece of chew between her cheek and gum, grabbed a fresh Milwaukee's Best for herself........and then walked out side the trailer, grabbed a gas can, and set Roberts car and boat on fire............Cuz thats, how crazy drunk fat disgusting trailer park pig wives do it!   So let that be a lesson to all you guys that live in trailer parks......if you got a fat drunk disgusting and crazy trailer park wife.....and Jennifer Lopez makes you horny......keep it to yourself man.....keep it to yourself.......she was arrested and charged with first degree battery and second degree arson by the way............I tell ya what....chicks are crazy in general....but those trailer park chicks.....they're the craziest!

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