A couple of dudes I was killing beers with over the weekend shared this one with me, I had to share it with you too! Picture this man, you get home from work, your tired, hungry, but don't feel like cooking a big dinner, so you walk over to the pantry and grab a can of spaghetti
It’s no fun when a big rat takes a bite out of your penis! I was drinking with this chick a few nights ago and we were sharing crazy news stories we both had recently heard, and she told me about this guy
Hey it's Dahmer here again with a story that just proves you can sue for anything. A NY prison inmate is suing the state after a giant prison rat took a bite out of his penis! WTF
It's hard to imagine a worse way to wake up than with a rat perched on your face.
But that's exactly what happened to this man, who was sleeping on a New York City subway car when a rat scurried up his pants leg and onto his face. Now, NYC doesn't exactly have a reputation for being the cleanest city in the U.S. But rats crawling on people's faces? It's enough to make you swear off mass transit altogether. Video of the incident after the jump:
