Contact Us

Hungry for some Spaghetti and Rat Balls? This one is sick! Bar Stool:

A couple of dudes I was killing beers with over the weekend shared this one with me, I had to share it with you too! Picture this man, you get home from work, your tired, hungry, but don’t feel like cooking a big dinner, so you walk over to the pantry and grab a can of spaghetti.

Then you pull out the can opener, open the lid, and grab a bowl. You figure hell, you’ll just heat up some spaghetti in the microwave for dinner, and then you dump the spaghetti into a bowl, only its not spaghetti that comes pouring out of the can, its a dead rat! A dead rat covered in spaghetti sauce! Yuk!

A big hairy dead rat with a tail and eyeballs, and ears and teeth and stuff! That’s what they told me happened to a chick they know who lives in Ohio. Her name was Jennifer and she was making lunch for her daughter when she found the big slimy rat in her spaghetti can, s o she called the cans spaghetti company, who asked her to take a picture of the stinky dead slimy spaghetti rat and send it to them.

After she did, they sent a crew out to pick up the rat and examine it and try and figure out how it got in there in the first place. How gross is that? Company says they’re not sure what they’re going to do to make it up to her, but they might offer her free spaghetti for a year. Huh? Free spaghetti for a year?

I don’t think I could ever eat canned spaghetti again if I found a rotten dead rat in a can of that stuff! Yuk! But, hey, who’s kinda hungry right now?

Best of 97.9 GRD

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Please solve this simple math problem to prove that you are a real person.

Sign up for Freeloaders quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Freeloaders contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.