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I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with told me about a story he read in the news recently, said it was about a 34 year old chick from Maine named Leah Wright that was pregnant for 40 months! Now, you and I both know that babies come squirting out in 9 months, give or take a week or two right? So you’re probably thinking that this chick was carrying around some dead, rotten, petrified baby in her belly for 40 months right? I think it was an alien baby!

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In this episode of Dahmer's Dungeon, Dahmer jumps into the idea that if you have a fat roommate in college you are less likely to gain weight than if you have a skinny roommate.  According to Dahmer, astudy found that freshman girls with fat roommates only gained an average of 1lb their freshman year, where girls with skinny roommates, gained an average of 3 ½ lbs their freshman year. The researchers believe it’s because the fat roommate will focus on dieting and exercising, rather than just pigging out at the dining hall buffet and those habits will rub off on her roommate.

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I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I have to warn you this ones a little disturbing I’m going to tell you about how not cool it is to dry hump another guy in a bar! Dry humping could also be called air humping, and that’s what happened in this case. Dry humping or air humping by the way, is, well lets just say someone was bent over a pool table taking a shot, and you stood directly behind them thrusting your hips, simulating pounding them in the ass can, well that is exactly what I saw in a bar a few weeks ago! But it was a dude on dude dry hump session, and it was gross as balls!

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I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

Ok girls when its last call at bar, sometimes guys will do what is called trolling, and that’s when guys will go up to really gross chicks (or trolls they’re sometimes called) and ask them if they want to go home with them and have intercourse. I mean, after all it is last call, and they’re already drunk, so at that hour some guys figure, oh what the hell, I’ll go hoggin! Sometimes ‘trollin’ is also called ‘hoggin’. Now girls, if you are one of these trolls or hogs don’t feel bad, you girls need loving too. But no matter how fat and gross and ugly you are, what you don’t ever need or deserve is to be punched in the face!

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Did you know that back in the olden days, before there was high tech medical equipment, doctors use to do some pretty weird stuff to people to find out if they were really dead or not. I was killing beers the other night with a guy that’s in med school, and somehow he knew all the crazy stuff doctors use

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Girls if you routinely find yourself with that painful and itchy scratchy not so fresh feeling down there, commonly known as the yeast infection, I’m sure its not pleasant and just the name alone is freaking gross! Yeast infection, yuk! And I can’t believe I was drinking at the bar with some chicks a few nights ago and the topic of yeast infections actually came up!

Guys how would you like it if you called up a chick and were like “hey baby, want go out and get drinks this weekend?”, and she was like.” No, I can’t go out this weekend, I got a yeast infection, sorry.” Yep, gross! But girls did you know that a good way to

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A couple of dudes I was killing beers with over the weekend shared this one with me, I had to share it with you too! Picture this man, you get home from work, your tired, hungry, but don't feel like cooking a big dinner, so you walk over to the pantry and grab a can of spaghetti

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So some crazy guys I was killing beers with last week told me about a book that bought for one of their buddies as a gag gift for his bachelor party. They said it was a new coffee table book called The Big Butt Book! And yes, its just what it sounds like, a coffee table book with a bunch of pictures of chicks with big fat gross butts in it!

They said according to the guy who put this book together it quote "celebrates the glory that is the delicious female booty!” Uh, if you ask me, I don't see anything that’s glorious, or delicious about a chick with a big, fat, flabby, gross, cottage cheesy, disgusting giant ass! I know, I know, to each their own and I'm ok with that

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Do you know what a toilet fetish is? Apparently it is a fetish where watching someone go to the bathroom brings you pleasure. This next guy must have had an extreme toilet fetish, because what he did is unthinkable! This chick friend I have that is big into yoga told me this one when we were drinking the other night

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Girls....I know you like to think of your cans as your weapon....something that you have, that guys want......well I got news for ya....you might think of your cans as your power....to help you get some of the things want

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Are there urine balloon bandits on the loose on the campus of  a Florida  University?  Urine balloons are like water balloons, but they’re filled with urine, not water.....and some people think its fun to throw them at people…..

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Ok creepy guys....another one for you....actually this ones not for all you creepy guys....just for creepy guys that like to make the inter C with rabbits....this ones disturbing....and its freakin gross....it might make you barf...

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