Shia is a douche! I use to love this guy back in the day when he was on 'Even Stevens'. I always thought his sister 'Ren' was smoking hot! Anyways, here is Shia being a douche.
How drunk do you have to be to remove all your clothes and walk around a gas station in just your underwear?
For a Mt. Pleasant man, the answer is a blood alcohol level of .25, apparently.
Petoskey must be a different kind of place. A man was arrested there for stabbing a tribal police officer with a pen because he and his wife were denied re-entry into the casino. What's a little pee between strangers, right?
This is not some overreaction to the idiots driving the wrong way down one way streets during Artprize. Or the people not paying any attention downtown, as they try to find that "one kick ass art thing I heard my friend say he saw downtown". This is about a real guy pulled over in Lake Orion, MI, who's a bit of a danger to society.
On Tuesday, an Ohio man was arrested after "attempting to have sex with a parked van". Seeing as how it was an "attempt", and not "successfully having sex with a van", it sounds like the van wasn't really into it, and didn't help out. No lube, no foreplay, probably didn't even buy the van dinner.
I didn't think Ohio women could be THAT scary-looking, for dudes to choo
Based on the image of the video below, what do you think is going to happen when this drunk mom tries to drop into a ramp at a skatepark? Well, we probably wouldn't be posting it if it went flawlessly, so you know it's not good (for her).
There's a great band from Sweden called Sabaton, and I really love this band. They sing about history and wars, and they put on one hell of a show. I have some video from their show at the Intersection from last year below. They also drink, like you'd expect a Swedish band to do.
They drink a lot.
With the Mitten State getting props for craft beer and wine, it's no surprise we Michiganders like to enjoy our adult beverages.
But what city is the drunkest? Roadsnacks, a website that uses "data, analytics, and a sense of humor to determine the dirt on places across the country" has ranked the 10 Drunkest Cities in Michigan.
Now, that's some balls.
First, let's discuss how this dude from Pennsylvania, Logan Shaulis, is 19 years old. So not only was he drinking underage, he really decided to just say "F it" and set up his own DUI check point.