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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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It’s a Good Day for Metal When Lamb of God is On Kimmel Live [Video]

You know metal is getting into a better and better place, when you can see a band like Lamb of God on a big show like Kimmel, playing in front of a good crowd. Yeah, Metallica and Megadeth have done these kinds of shows, but it's not often that a band with extreme vocals and style on TV.

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British Company is Successfully Making Affordable Robotic Prosthetic Hands [Video]

For amputees, getting prosthetics can be super expensive. And if you want a robotic hand, it's even more expensive. But a company called Open Bionics has designed an open-source robotic hand, that's cheaper and faster to make, costing about 1/10th of currently made prosthetics!

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Hold you're damn phone correctly when filming! (photo Johnnie Walker)
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Johnnie’s Simple ‘Hack’ to Film Better Videos Instantly [Video]

Don't you hate going to YouTube, or Vimeo, or wherever, and seeing these stupid videos shot vertically? You really can't see anything, and it's usually something with a lot of action, like idiots fighting in a fast food store, or a skateboarder running face-first into a wall.

You want to see that s--- it all it's HD glory!

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Detroit Satanic Statue Brings Out the Funniest Satanists That Will Make Your Day [Video]

Detroit has a controversy going on right now with a statue, and it's not the Robocop statue. It's a statue of a goat-headed devil, Baphomet, and Christians are freaking out. It seems the Satanists are kind of freaking out, too, if you watch this news segment.

We're not too sure what's wrong with the dude they spent a lot of time talking to, but I'm sure the other Satanists are shaking their heads, screaming at the screen, "Why do you always find the most extreme lunatic you can find to put on TV?! Get one of us normal Satanists to talk, not these freaking nut jobs!"

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Fit For Rivals
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Fit For Rivals Rocked Grand Rapids with I Prevail on Saturday Night [Video]

Saturday night, the Crossroads Tour with I Prevail, Dangerkids, Fit For Rivals, Awaken the Empire, and For All I Am rolled into Grand Rapids at The Intersection. This was the last night of the tour, and the bands wanted a crazy crowd to end the tour. They totally got it in Grand Rapids, as everyone went nuts during the show.

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Awaken The Empire
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Awaken The Empire Kicked Ass in Grand Rapids with I Prevail on Saturday Night [Video]

Saturday night, the Crossroads Tour with I Prevail, Dangerkids, Fit For Rivals, Awaken the Empire, and For All I Am rolled into Grand Rapids at The Intersection. This was the last night of the tour, and the bands wanted a crazy crowd to end the tour. They totally got it in Grand Rapids, as everyone went nuts during the show.

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Dangerkids at Intersection
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Dangerkids Rocked Grand Rapids with I Prevail on Saturday Night [Video]

Saturday night, the Crossroads Tour with I Prevail, Dangerkids, Fit For Rivals, Awaken the Empire, and For All I Am rolled into Grand Rapids at The Intersection. This was the last night of the tour, and the bands wanted a crazy crowd to end the tour. They totally got it in Grand Rapids, as everyone went nuts during the show.

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This doctor looks pissed that he doesn't get a new 8-inch penis. I would be, too. (Andrei Malov/Thinkstock)
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Scottish Man Gets an 8-inch Bionic Penis – How Do I Sign Up For One? NSFW

43-year-old Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland has had an 8-inch bionic penis installed, to replace the one he lost in a horrible accident when he was 6-years-old. He was hit by a car and dragged for 600 feet.

Um...I don't want to do that. At all. That's the most horrible thing.

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Pop Evil Rocked the New Song ‘Seattle Rain’ Live and Acoustic at FYE on Sunday [Video]

This has been one huge Pop Evil party weekend! First, Friday morning, Mayor Hartwell declared it Pop Evil Day for Grand Rapids, and it was also declared in Muskegon! The album came out at 10am, and then an amazing show happened at the Intersection with Aranda, and Red Sun Rising.

But that's not the end of the Pop Evil festivities.

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Red Sun Rising
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Ohio’s Red Sun Rising Rocked Grand Rapids with Pop Evil and Aranda [Videos/Photos]

Friday, August 21st, Pop Evil hit Grand Rapids for their CD release party, and they had a couple great bands in tow, Red Sun Rising, and the amazing Aranda! Red Sun Rising has been here with Pop Evil before, last December at the Intersection, for the sold out show, and they were really good then. They're amazing now!

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