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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Celebrities At My VH1 Music Awards
This is the face he makes when pooping out this turd of a performance. (Photo by Chris Weeks/Liaison)
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Scott Weiland Doesn’t Really Rock on the Range [Video]

A few weeks ago, Scott Weiland received a TON of criticism for an absolutely terrible performance of 'Vaseline'. Admittedly, some of it came from me. It was bad, and a lot of people accused him of being back on heroin. (I didn't, I thought being on drugs might have helped him.)

Weiland could have CRUSHED at Rock on the Range to show that his 'monitor problems and tiredness' excuse had any merit. Unfortunately, he sounds pretty much the same. Check out the video, especially when he gets into 'Vaseline'.

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red parrot (macaw)
This is the Barry Manilow cover parrot that Hatebeak doesn't like or endorse. (cusoncom/Thinkstock)
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Hatebeak’s Parrot Metal Returns With ‘Number of the Beak’ Album

A few years ago, there was a small movement in metal, where animals were the lead vocalists of a few bands. The 'big names' of the genre were Caninus, and Hatebeak. Hatebeak is the band from Baltimore formed in 2003, and fronted by an African Grey Parrot named Waldo.

Not the most metal name, but an awesome metal vocalist.

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Slipknot at the Van Andel
(Photo Johnnie Walker)
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Slipknot Crushed at the Van Andel in Grand Rapids on Saturday Night [Video]

Slipknot wrapped up the 'Prepare for Hell' tour with Hatebreed on Saturday night here in Grand Rapids, at the Van Andel Area. Thousands of people packed into the arena for this heavy show, to rage with some phenomenal metal bands!

After Hatebreed kicked everyone's ass to warm up the show, Janna and I got to get up on Slipknot's stage, and say thank you to everyone who came out to the show, and had a great time with us!

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Hatebreed at the Van Andel
(Photo Johnnie Walker)
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Hatebreed Hit Grand Rapids Hard With Slipknot on Saturday Night [Video]

Slipknot wrapped up the 'Prepare for Hell' tour with Hatebreed on Saturday night here in Grand Rapids, at the Van Andel Area. Thousands of people packed into the arena for this heavy show, to rage with some phenomenal metal bands!

Hatebreed was up first, to get the show started, and they came right out of the gate with some great heavy stuff to get the crowd moshing, and kick the pits off in hardcore fashion.

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Chevelle at the Orbit Room
(Photo Johnnie Walker)
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Chevelle Rocked Grand Rapids at The Orbit Room With WGRD! [Video]

Chevelle hit Grand Rapids on Friday night, May 15th, with The Used, and Marmozets, and packed The Orbit Room! The evening started off at 5:30, with several GRD winners getting in early and meeting Chevelle for autographs and pictures!

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The Used at the Orbit Room
(Photo Johnnie Walker)
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The Used Hit Grand Rapids with Chevelle at The Orbit Room [Video]

Chevelle hit Grand Rapids on Friday night, May 15th, with The Used, and Marmozets, and packed The Orbit Room!

First up was Marmozets, from England, and despite a little technical issue with the kick drum, they played a pretty rocking se

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Marmozets at The Orbit Room
(Photo Johnnie Walker)
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Marmozets Impressed Grand Rapids with Chevelle at The Orbit Room [Video]

Chevelle hit Grand Rapids on Friday night, May 15th, with The Used, and Marmozets, and packed The Orbit Room!

First up was Marmozets, from England, and despite a little technical issue with the kick drum, they played a pretty rocking set! Cool, catchy songs, the singer has a pretty good range of sounds she can make with her voice, and nice, high energy performance!

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Faith No More - 'Sol Invictus'
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Faith No More Rocked The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon [Video]

Faith No More is back, they have a new album, Sol Invictus, and are playing lots of shows, including a recent one in Detroit where they assaulted the crowd with Chuck Mosley. Haha, couldn't resist.

Now they've hit Fallon, and rocked a couple songs, "Superhero", and their cover of "Easy" from the Commodores.

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Unwigged And Unplugged Press Conference And Performance
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Mr. Burns, Principal Skinner, and Ned Flanders Have Been Fired From The Simpsons!

from James L. Brooks' lawyer: "show will go on, Harry will not be part of it, wish him the best.". (1/2)

— Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) May 14, 2015
The cartoon that's been on for maybe too long, The Simpsons, has been renewed for another 22 episodes, but unfortunately, Harry Shearer won't be a part of it! This means Mr. Burns, Principal Skinner, and Ned Flanders are out?

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Can you see how disappointed in me this guy is? I fail at basic living skills. (Siri Stafford/Thinkstock)
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DJs Are No Good at Real Life Situations – Like Fire Alarms [Video]

Today was fun. About 6:30pm, the fire alarm started going off in our building. My first thought? "Crap! I have a break coming up, I can't leave!"

Josh, from our sister station, Channel 95-7, came to my studio and asked what we should do.

This is what we SHOULD have done!

Most people don't have any hesitation when a fire alarm goes off. You are all much smarter than we are. You get the hell out of the building!

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Battle at Berlin 251 Belt
Battle at Berlin 251 Belt (Photo Johnnie Walker)
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Berlin Raceway Announces $100,000 Battle of Berlin 251 with Chase Elliot and Erik Jones [Video]

Berlin Raceway has announced details of their 2015 Battle at Berlin 251, which is coming up this June 16th! This year's race will feature a guaranteed $100,000 purse, making the 251 one of the highest paying race events in the Midwest! This year's race will also feature two of racing's biggest rising stars, Chase Elliot and Erik Jones.

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cat with a mustache and beard in a dress
WTF...no, seriously, WTF? (Photo kuban_girl/Thinkstock)
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Cat Shaming Seems to be SO Much Fun – And the Photos Are Hysterical!

Good morning. #catshaming pic.twitter.com/lIPqVRVVt1

— sam (@thesampattison) April 25, 2015
Cats typically don't really give a s*** about what you think, who you are, or what you do. That's actually pretty cool. But they also take that to extremes, since they pretty much do whatever they damn well want to do, when they want to do it.

The pet owners have basically only one course of action...to shame the pets on the Internet.

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