Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
This Woman Was Attacked By A Cow After Singing ‘My Humps’ By The Black Eyed Peas
Have you ever seen a cow attack someone? This ladies horrible singing pissed off this cow and it head-butted her right in the face!
A Chicken Shortage In The U.K. Has Caused Many KFC Locations To Temporarily Close Down
Oh NO!!!! There is an emergency in the UK! They are out of chicken!!
Red Gerard Finally Understands How Big The Olympics Are After Winning Gold
Do you think this guy smokes weed? How could you tell? Was it his voice?
Guy Loses His Mind When He Comes Across His Favorite Gamer In A Video Game
have you ever met your hero? This gamer did and he lost his S! This video grossed me out though.
Server Fired After Complaining On Facebook That A Church Stiffed Her With No Tip On A $735…
Should churches tip when they order out? This caused a major argument on the show. Whose side are you on?
From #MeToo To The Flu, Inside Edition Says We Need To Quit With Workplace Cheek Kisses
Do you think men are wimps then they get sick? I personally am a total B when I am sick.
A Man Attempting To Run Over Birds Gets Instant Karma
In drivers ed they taught us to not avoid birds on the road because they are impossible to hit. This man apparently wasn't taught that.
This Man Claims He Lost His Virginity At 17 To A Busty Alien Named Crescent
Would you have sex with an alien? This man said he lost his virginity to an alien?
Jeff Lurie Accepts Vince Lombardi Trophy, Dedicating It To The Fans
The Eagles Win!!! Which means the Patriots lose which makes me so happy!
People Are Conflicted Over The Length Of Tom Brady’s Kiss From His Son
Do you kiss your kids on the lips? Tom Brady may have kissed his 11 year old son a little too long for peoples comfort. You be the judge. Is this weird?
Canadian Builds The Ultimate Man Cave Out Of Ice
Are you a fan of man caves? Do you have one? This man's man cave is the best i've ever seen, except for his TV.
Chicago Cancer Patient Finds Out Insurance Is Denying Coverage Of His $1M In Treatment
Cancer sucks but this insurance company could be worse. This is disgusting.