You've done it. You've finally achieved the unimaginable. You're having a threesome! Score! What could go wrong? Well, one of the other people involved in the threesome could be high on heroin and meth and attempt to bite off your penis! So yeah, that's not the best. And all of that happened recently at an apartment complex in Charleston, S.C.

Police were called by a man who said that a woman he was having a threesome with attempted to bite off the penis of the other man involved. When police showed up, they found the woman crawling at them, covered in blood. She was subdued with a taser and arrested.

Somehow, the news station fails to mention the condition of the man whose penis was nearly orally amputated. Thoughts and prayers for that guy.