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This doctor looks pissed that he doesn't get a new 8-inch penis. I would be, too. (Andrei Malov/Thinkstock)

Scottish Man Gets an 8-inch Bionic Penis – How Do I Sign Up For One? NSFW

43-year-old Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland has had an 8-inch bionic penis installed, to replace the one he lost in a horrible accident when he was 6-years-old. He was hit by a car and dragged for 600 feet.

Um...I don't want to do that. At all. That's the most horrible thing.

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Be careful, she might just jump you anywhere, anytime! (I wouldn't hold my breath on that, either.) Wavebreakmedia Ltd/Thinkstock

Women Might Soon Get a ‘Pink Pill’ That Helps Them Want to Have Sex!

Soon, the days of us begging on our knees for a little sex from our significant others might be over! Doctors have given us a millions different pills for our 'little monster', but that just meant we've been wandering around with unkillable erections, hoping to get laid.

And probably failing more often than succeeding.

But now, women might have a pill to help boost their sex drive, and maybe then WE'LL be the ones on the other end of the begging!

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Gay Men Will Totally Marry Your Girlfriend If They Have To [Video]

This video is hysterical! With all the commotion about the Supreme Court's ruling on gay marriage last week, there's this great, timely video with the BEST reason why you shouldn't fight the issue.

Gay men will marry your girlfriend, and you know they'd totally be a better husband than you! Or me.

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Hot Model Inhales Two Pound Burrito in Under Two Minutes! [Video]

Models aren't really known for their eating abilities. Usually you'll hear more about their vomit-skills, or their starvation-stats. But this model from New Zealand, Nela Zisser, took on a burrito eating challenge. The goal: eat a two pound burrito in under two minutes.

Did she get it done?

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UrtheCast Releases the First Full Color HD Video of Earth From Space [Video]

There have been a ton of photos released from space before, with amazing detail, even thought their taken from many, many miles away. Heck, the International Space Station is like, 270 miles away from earth, and they can read the newspaper you're sitting with on the park bench!

But, HD video hasn't been a thing. Until now.

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Apparently Everyone is as Confused as I Am About Dating [Video]

Struggling through the single life, like me? Things have gotten weird, right? With Tinder and all the tech people have now, it can be weird to date. Or to even know if you're out ON a date. People don't so much ask anyone out on dates anymore, it's not 'let's hang out', or just meeting up with friends. Confusing, right?

Whether you're good at dating or not, this video should make you feel a bit better about yourself.

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"My wife never has to know about you, me, and Kenny G!" (Photo Comstock/Thinkstock)

Heavy Metal Fans Cheat Less on Their Partners

There was a survey don't recently by and affairs website, Victoria Milan, to discover what kinds of music people who cheat listen to. Some people would think that metal fans would be disloyal, deviant, and ready for cheating on their significant others.

But apparently, it's the classy jazz peeps who like to do the extracurricular activities. Sleazy, jazz scum.

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Coffee is Good for Your Wang, Says Dr. Wang – True Story

According to a story in Men's Health, and the New York Post, Doctors David Lopez and Run Wang (not even kidding), have found that drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day can keep your wang from looking sadly at the floor when you want it to be standing at attention.

How about THAT for a sentence, eh?

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Children’s Book Shows Children How to Play Nice With Their Balls? [Video]

So there I was, innocently minding my own business this morning, when a friend of mine decided to share this video with me. Now I'm laughing about children's books. Dirty children's books.

'Do You Want to Play With My Balls?' is a real children's book, and something that's going to get a lot of people in trouble. But only if they are actually stupid enough to buy this for their kids!

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This Isn’t What You’d Expect to See at KFC [Video]

What goes with fried chicken better than mashed potatoes and coleslaw?

One particular KFC seems to think watching porn would be a delightful addition to any meal.

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Guy Hacks Tinder and Pairs Up Two Straight Guys Without Their Knowledge!

Okay, this is pretty funny. There has been some montion before of Tinder's API being open to different kinds of abuse, and there have been some fun things done because of it. But now, someone has played a great joke with their hack!

They paired up two straight guys with each other, and they didn't even know it!

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Ladies – Would You Fall for a Guy Who Used This Move on You? [Video]

There are things they do in Japan that just don't work here in the States, but sometimes they'll bring something over that works anywhere. Could this be one of those things? Can women be picked up like this anywhere?

It's called Kabe-Don, and it's basically the sound your hand makes when it hits a wall

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