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Sex Robot Technology is Going in a Really Weird Direction [Video]

A couple years ago, this crazy dude named Brian Sloan hit Indiegogo to crowd-fund his idea for a new masturbation machine he appropriately called the "AutoBlow2". I'm not sure what happened to the "AutoBlow1", but the second one is the one that got all the attention. He was looking to raise $45,000 and got almost $80,000!

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This Guy REALLY Can’t Handle the Rollercoaster and Makes a Big Mistake [Video]

I'm not a huge rollercoaster person. I don't mind them, but I really don't have a burning desire to ride them, either. The hot girl in this video REALLY loved rollercoasters, but probably isn't such a huge fan of them now, after this ride with her boyfriend.

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Man's hand holding cash
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Lonely Ted Creates GoFundMe Page to Help Him Get a Hooker

Poor Ted Loete, he claims he hasn't been getting any recently, so he's decided to turn to random strangers for some action. No, he's not soliciting for people to come bang him. That would be just a dating site. He's decided to be completely open, and start a GoFundMe campaign, to get people to help him raise $200 for a hooker!

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Empty Stadium Seating
Only go to games after it's rained, so the seats might be a bit cleaner...(Nic Taylor/Thinkstock)

Girl in Buffalo Gives Handy to Random Dude at Football Game While BF is Getting a Hot Dog

In both gross-for-the-rest-of-us and bad-for-your-boyfriend news, Buffalo has presented us with this gem on Craigslist missed connections:

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Beauty hairstyle
You know she's totally taking care of herself right now. (photographer Valua Vitaly/Thinkstock)

You Should Totally Masturbate to be More Healthy [Video]

Okay, not JUST to be more healthy. It's also pretty fun. But what about the blind thing, or the hairy palms? I have a tincture I can sell you for that.

Seriously, there are apparently a LOT of health benefits to solo flights. It's actually a workout for some muscles down there, it keeps poisons out of your junk, helping keep you from getting's even better for your swimmers!

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Johnnie's not 11,000-year-old carving
This is totally not the real 11,000-year-old carving, it's the one I just made, but mine looks way happier than the old one does, so take that, ancient carving dude!

Weird Sciencey Thing Wednesday – 11,000-Year-Old Statue Is Oldest Carved Thing Ever

A while back (1894 - okay, quite a while back), archeologists found this cool wooden column in a peat bog in the Ural mountains, and they saw immediately that it was old. I mean, really old. They eventually stopped standing around saying, "That looks really old", and did some science on it to determine it was 9,500 years old.

New sciencey stuff actually shows that it's much older. It's really 11,000 years old!

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attentive look of surgeon
This doctor looks pissed that he doesn't get a new 8-inch penis. I would be, too. (Andrei Malov/Thinkstock)

Scottish Man Gets an 8-inch Bionic Penis – How Do I Sign Up For One? NSFW

43-year-old Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland has had an 8-inch bionic penis installed, to replace the one he lost in a horrible accident when he was 6-years-old. He was hit by a car and dragged for 600 feet.

Um...I don't want to do that. At all. That's the most horrible thing.

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Beautiful couple kissing in back seat
Be careful, she might just jump you anywhere, anytime! (I wouldn't hold my breath on that, either.) Wavebreakmedia Ltd/Thinkstock

Women Might Soon Get a ‘Pink Pill’ That Helps Them Want to Have Sex!

Soon, the days of us begging on our knees for a little sex from our significant others might be over! Doctors have given us a millions different pills for our 'little monster', but that just meant we've been wandering around with unkillable erections, hoping to get laid.

And probably failing more often than succeeding.

But now, women might have a pill to help boost their sex drive, and maybe then WE'LL be the ones on the other end of the begging!

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Romantic young couple sleeping in bed
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Gay Men Will Totally Marry Your Girlfriend If They Have To [Video]

This video is hysterical! With all the commotion about the Supreme Court's ruling on gay marriage last week, there's this great, timely video with the BEST reason why you shouldn't fight the issue.

Gay men will marry your girlfriend, and you know they'd totally be a better husband than you! Or me.

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Bean and cheese burrito
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Hot Model Inhales Two Pound Burrito in Under Two Minutes! [Video]

Models aren't really known for their eating abilities. Usually you'll hear more about their vomit-skills, or their starvation-stats. But this model from New Zealand, Nela Zisser, took on a burrito eating challenge. The goal: eat a two pound burrito in under two minutes.

Did she get it done?

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German Astronaut Alexander Gerst Aboard The International Space Station
(Photo by Alexander Gerst / ESA via Getty Images)

UrtheCast Releases the First Full Color HD Video of Earth From Space [Video]

There have been a ton of photos released from space before, with amazing detail, even thought their taken from many, many miles away. Heck, the International Space Station is like, 270 miles away from earth, and they can read the newspaper you're sitting with on the park bench!

But, HD video hasn't been a thing. Until now.

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Mid adult Caucasian couple dining in a restaurant with blindfolds over eyes.
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Apparently Everyone is as Confused as I Am About Dating [Video]

Struggling through the single life, like me? Things have gotten weird, right? With Tinder and all the tech people have now, it can be weird to date. Or to even know if you're out ON a date. People don't so much ask anyone out on dates anymore, it's not 'let's hang out', or just meeting up with friends. Confusing, right?

Whether you're good at dating or not, this video should make you feel a bit better about yourself.

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