The Air Sex Championships are coming to Grand Rapids, and we thought we'd share with you our audition tapes. Sort of like auditioning for a movie, but of course all of ours were rejected. We're not sure why.
It's amazing what scientists will study, given enough money, and boredom. Mostly, their topics turn to sex, which might lead you to believe that they're lonely. But maybe they're really getting up to some seriously weird perv stuff, considering this most recent study.
A homeless couple in Jackson, MI decided it would be a great idea to make the Beast with Two Backs in front of the Consumers Energy headquarters building this morning. Maybe they were just proposing a new energy source? Friction? Okay, that was gross, sorry.
Did you know that there's a Foundation for Responsible Robotics? I didn't, either. But the scientists from the FRR have released a report asking people to think about our future with sex robots. They even have some suggestions on how we can prepare!
Archeologists have found something like 1,500 preserved bodies in the ruins of Pompeii. When Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79CE, a lot of the people in the town were killed so quickly, it's thought they wouldn't have even felt any pain. This guy might have been feeling something else.
We can't cure the common cold, or make sure other important things can be fixed, but we can damn sure get you off in an increasingly wide variety of ways. Now, on Indiegogo, you can support the Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0. That's right, mouth party on demand!