1 week ago If you're listening to rap right now, what the hell is wrong with you?
Turn that crap off and crank up some rock!
Listening to rap will make you cut off your penis and jump off a building! Haven't you heard?
Yes, it's totally true!
February 24, 2014 Surveys are used a lot to convince people that your argument about (insert subject here) is totally more valid than theirs. "But seriously, penguins have WAY more teeth than dolphins, according to this survey..."
We still don't believe you, man. Sorry.
But surveys will come up with some interesting (some would say bizarre - okay, by some, I mean I would say) facts(?) about our society.
You’ve heard the phrase ‘pencil neck geek.’ How about pencil head freak?
There are two kinds of guys on this earth. Gentlemen and d-bags. A gentleman understands how do the proper polite thing when dealing with the ladies. A gentleman knows that when a lady gives you the opportunity to take her to "Pound Town"... you see it through until the job is done. Esric Davis is not a gentleman.
Training videos are a terrible invention that some poor souls have to grin and bear to continue their tenure in the world of the gainfully employed. This training video thought they would inject some humor and fun into this video to get the employees more excited. What actually occurred was a picture-perfect demonstration in fail.
There are two ways to handle being stuck in traffic that just isn't budging, the right way and the wrong way. Going full 'Grand Theft Auto' is the wrong way. Rocking out sweet AC/DC and GNR tunage for the other stuck folks is the RIGHT way. These people showed us that people can work together to make things suck less.
There are several different ways to wash the dirt off of a vehicle. You can have about six to eight bikini clad vixens wash your car. You can take it through a drive-thru carwash. OR you can wash a car like a man
The scorn of a woman is a powerful thing. When you piss one of those creatures off there is no telling how far they will go to make Hannibal Lectur look like a chump. A woman in Pakistan named Zainab Bibi
In today's cutthroat world of marketing, a marketing degree is just the beginning. If a product is to be truly successful, the people driving the campaign have to be clever, innovative, and even somewhat offensive to catch the consumer's eye. Long past are the days where a scantily clad celebrity can carry a product to great heights of success; people want to see scantily clad celebrities in interesting situations while saying clever things while simultaneously breaking the law… all while holding some meaningless new body spray or deodorant.
October 3, 2011 Its art prize and we all know what that means, it means there's no where to fricken park in all of down town. So I am in a parking ramp on like the 3rd floor making may way down stairs when I notice this van, this is like the kind of thing you see on television, I had a literal WTF moment
Reality TV has given us many wonderful things. It's given us the majesty of 'The Osbournes.' It has introduced us to the glorious beauty of Snookie. And now we have it to thank for this emotionally moving speech.
This guy lost on this particular reality contest show... and wanted to leave viewers and the other contestants speechless.
In Hollywood, the movie community will make movies that carry the disclaimer 'based on a true story." We figured we could do it too! The following post is based on real weird news as interpreted by the twisted brain of Dahmer.
Genital severing via pirate sword, that’s what this one is all about! Usually, when you hear a story like this in the news--its about a chick who cut off a guy's penis and not a chick who cut off a pair of balls with a pirate sword! Down in Ft Pierce, Florida last week, a 38 year old chick named Katy Smithson got into an argument with her husband, a 44 year old guy named Ralph.