Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
Chicago Cancer Patient Finds Out Insurance Is Denying Coverage Of His $1M In Treatment
Cancer sucks but this insurance company could be worse. This is disgusting.
Jeopardy! Contestants Missed Five Super Easy Football Questions
How well do you know football? Think you know the sport more these these Jeopardy contestants?
Eagles Beat The Patriots 41-33 To Win Their First Super Bowl In Franchise History
The Eagles are your NFL CHAMPS!!!! Fly Eagles Fly!
Cat Steals Other People’s Undergarments So This Guy’s Girlfriend Thought He Was Cheating
This is messed up! This cat is setting it's owner up for failure.
People Are Competing In Cup Stacking Competitions All Across The Country
Is this a sport?! This started an argument in the studio today. Cup stacking is in no way a sport.
‘Bike Life’ Bike Mob Loots Los Angeles Convenience Store
Gang Gang Gang..so that's what the young kids are saying. This gang is much different than the average street gang.
Teacher’s Proofreading Error Makes For A Racist Spelling Test
This is the worst mistake ever! A teacher mistyped a word on a spelling test and its horrible!
Whoever Said Coyote’s Weren’t Friendly Was Totally Wrong, Apparently
Are coyotes playful and kinda cute right? But are they harmless? This man thinks so.
Man Shoves Exotic Fish Down His Pants And Steals Them From The Pet Store
Do fish lay down to sleep? Man steals fish in the nastiest way ever!
Man Goes Sledding On A Dumpster Lid, Probably Regrets That Decision Immediately
Oh my gosh!!! Is he dead!? After his balls exploding, he's going to want to be dead.
These Tattoo Artists Cover Up Branding Marks On Human Trafficking Victims Free Of Charge
This is amazing! Talk about putting your gift to a great cause!
Clown Van Brings Together Misouri ‘Murderinos’
Clown are super creepy but for some reason I love this guy's idea. I made me laugh.