Drugs

And this, kids, is why we don't do drugs. A 19-year-old Ohio man called police last Thursday evening claiming that he had swallowed a pregnant spider and she gave birth in his stomach. OMG CREEPY!!! But wait, it gets worse. He says that he felt the babies being born and could now feel them crawling out of his mouth...

Today on Segment 16, Joe tells the guys about a crazy public bathroom experience he had recently, and asks a tough question. Not knowing certain smells in the bathroom, could it be that something else was going on in there?

On January 13, Major League Baseball announced six Minor League players received 50-game suspensions due to positive drug tests. A former West Michigan Whitecaps player was among those suspended.

Smuggling a bunch of drugs across the Canada-Michigan border in a Frosted Flakes box? Maybe not such a "Grrreat!" idea. Fox 17 reports a man named Mayooran Rajasingam has been arrested after attempting to smuggle thousands of dollars in drugs into Michigan from Canada on Nov. 9.

Well, time to cue up the cop/donut references! Back in December, Daniel Rushing was pulled over after leaving an Orlando 7-Eleven, because he failed to come to a complete stop while pulling out of the parking lot, and then going 12 miles per hour over the speed limit...

Soon, the days of us begging on our knees for a little sex from our significant others might be over! Doctors have given us a millions different pills for our 'little monster', but that just meant we've been wandering around with unkillable erections, hoping to get laid. And probably failing more often than succeeding. But now, women might have a pill to help boost their sex drive, and maybe then

Seriously, take a cat, teach it to read, let it read Alice In Wonderland, then get it stoned. When it goes to sleep, it will dream THIS crazy video from Mastodon! It starts of as a cute little kitty, and then meets some voodoo-priest teddy bears, drinks some 'milk', and then becomes a nightmare kitty, traveling through weirdo stoner visions of...well, just watch the video.

Ah, Florida. You never let us down!

Walmart is a great place. You walk in there and you're walking out with just about anything you can imagine. Tires for your car?  Got 'em. A new stereo?  No problem. And in the case of this Muncie, Ind., Walmart, meth?  Yup!

Sadly, we lost Wayne Static last year, and the cause of his death has now been released to the public. Blabbermouth broke the story today that Wayne mixed prescription medicine with alcohol shortly before his death. A "cocktail of Xanax and other powerful prescription drugs with alcohol" was what killed the Static X founder and frontman on November 1st, 2014.

This story is straight out of the plot of Breaking Bad.

If you're in charge of writing and producing a public-service announcement, your goal is to make an impact and be memorable. Well, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED for the group that put this one together, although maybe for the wrong reason.