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The Bouts: Huge VS Medium
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
Chinese Nurse Sews Chicks Butt Shut! Bar Stool:
Ok listen to how freaking nuts this on is! Another one from the bar stool. (yea, I drink a lot) Over in China, a 32 year old pregnant chick hired a 44 year old mid wife to help her have her baby.....(mid wives assist in the birth of a child) So after this 32 year old chick had her baby, she gave the mid wife a $15 tip, which is not nearly enough money for the services the mid wife provided..
From The Bud Light Barstool: Idiot Bank Robber Gives Teller His I.D. !
This guy could certainly be up for the award of d-bag of the week. Its another one from the Bud Light bar stool, a great place where I hear all kinds of fun stories! A 49 year old guy named Nathan Pugh walks into a Wells Fargo bank just north of Dallas and he's carrying a white bag and wearing a ski mask...
Dodge Neon Douche Bag Gets $2,137 Speeding Ticket. Bar Stool:
You know, if you drive 142 mph on the freeway, you’ll probably get where your going three times as fast than if you were driving 55mph, that is if you don’t kill anyone or get a massive speeding ticket like this guy did. Another one from the bar stool...
How a Crazy Chick Could Knock Your Head Clean Off With a Baseball Bat! Bar Stool:
Drinking at the casino bar last weekend and was talking to the bartender when she told me this wacked out story. Of course I had to share. I guess this one happened a couple weeks ago, a 24 year old Oklahoma chick named Courtney Marlana Smith goes into a convenience store and says “ give me a pack of Newports...
When You Run out of Crack, Ride your Bike Naked to Get More! Bar Stool:
Another fun story from the bar stool. I have a lot of fun when I’m out drinking and just shooting the crap with people, you should come join me sometime!
A guy told me about this chick, 38 year old Janice Hann who is a crack head that lives in southern California...
Dad Hates Daughters Boyfriend, puts up Wanted Dead or Alive Posters! Bar Stool:
Ok girls don’t let this next one scare you, you girls should absolutely and always date older guys, and this is a very isolated incident. Over the weekend I was killing beers with a chick friend of mine who told me about this one, had to share it with you...
Bungie Jump Suicide Rips Guys Head Off! Bar Stool:
Man, talk about a not fun way to kill yourself! Another crazy story that popped up while drinking beers the other night. It’s about a 22 year old Nevada guy named Jeremy Butcher that decided that life licked balls and decided to off himself...
Why Cops Nicknamed Dildo Dale Dildo Dale! Bar Stool:
Last week I was drinking some beers with a cop buddy of mine who told me he got an email from a cop buddy of his who works in Atlanta, and about how he busted a guy named Dildo Dale! At least that’s what the cop that busted him called him...
Guy Dressed as Cow Steals 26 Gallons of Milk! Bar Stool:
I don't know what is up with this one, I just know a chick I was killing beers with at the bar the other night told me about it and I thought it was funny as hell. She told me the headline read something like this "Man walks into Walmart dressed as cow, steals 26 gallons of milk...
Creepy Farmer Arrested for Filming Young Girls Tanning Naked! Bar Stool:
They thought he was just a nice old guy running an illegal tanning salon out of his barn, not a creepy old pervert who films young girls naked from behind a one way mirror! Some girls actually thought that. Drinking during the Red Wings game a couple nights ago this story came up...
Bar Stool: Dumb Chicks Don’t Know How To Smuggle The Green Stuff!
Its no secret chicks aren’t as good of drivers as men, and it also turns out, chicks aren’t as good of drug smuggles are men. (and I mean, there’s probably a whole bunch of stuff chicks aren’t as good at, but were talking drug smuggling at the moment) I’m guessing these chicks weren’t hard core drug smuggler chicks, just a couple of horny cougars who wanted to get high on vacation...