Dahmer

Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.

You choose the victor between these two titans.

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Ok listen to how freaking nuts this on is! Another one from the bar stool. (yea, I drink a lot) Over in China, a 32 year old pregnant chick hired a 44 year old mid wife to help her have her baby.

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This guy could certainly be up for the award of d-bag of the week. Its another one from the Bud Light bar stool, a great place where I hear all kinds of fun stories! A 49 year old guy named Nathan Pugh walks into a Wells Fargo bank just north of Dallas and he's carrying a white bag and wearing a ski mask

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You know, if you drive 142 mph on the freeway, you’ll probably get where your going three times as fast than if you were driving 55mph, that is if you don’t kill anyone or get a massive speeding ticket like this guy did

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Drinking at the casino bar last weekend and was talking to the bartender when she told me this wacked out story. Of course I had to share. I guess this one happened a couple weeks ago, a 24 year old Oklahoma chick named Courtney Marlana Smith goes into a convenience store and says “ give me a pack of Newports

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Another fun story from the bar stool. I have a lot of fun when I’m out drinking and just shooting the crap with people, you should come join me sometime!

A guy told me about this chick, 38 year old Janice Hann who is a crack head that lives in southern California

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Ok girls don’t let this next one scare you, you girls should absolutely and always date older guys, and this is a very isolated incident. Over the weekend I was killing beers with a chick friend of mine who told me about this one, had to share it with you! It’s about a 50 year old California dad and daughter who is 19 years old and she goes to college in El Cajon California

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Man, talk about a not fun way to kill yourself! Another crazy story that popped up while drinking beers the other night. It’s about a 22 year old Nevada guy named Jeremy Butcher that decided that life licked balls and decided to off himself

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Last week I was drinking some beers with a cop buddy of mine who told me he got an email from a cop buddy of his who works in Atlanta, and about how he busted a guy named Dildo Dale! At least that’s what the cop that busted him called him

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I don't know what is up with this one, I just know a chick I was killing beers with at the bar the other night told me about it and I thought it was funny as hell. She told me the headline read something like this "Man walks into Walmart dressed as cow, steals 26 gallons of milk!” She told me an 18 year old guy walked into a Virginia Walmart dressed as a cow, and I'm talking full on cow costume and walking on all fours and even mooing!

Then the guy strolls back to the milk section, loads 26 gallons of milk into a shopping cart, and then pushes the cart out without paying for any of it! And no one is even sure how, because even though the guy was making a massive scene (dressed as a cow) he still somehow managed to successfully shoplift the milk! Cops caught the guy about an hour later in front of a McDonalds as he was skipping down the street, dressed as a cow, and handing out free jugs of milk to people!

I love it! She tol

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They thought he was just a nice old guy running an illegal tanning salon out of his barn, not a creepy old pervert who films young girls naked from behind a one way mirror! Some girls actually thought that

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Its no secret chicks aren’t as good of drivers as men, and it also turns out, chicks aren’t as good of drug smuggles are men. (and I mean, there’s probably a whole bunch of stuff chicks aren’t as good at, but were talking drug smuggling at the moment) I’m guessing these chicks weren’t hard core drug smuggler chicks, just a couple of horny cougars who wanted to get high on vacation

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