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Another one from the bar stool. This is the story of 64 year old creepy Dr Arie Oren from Pennsylvania. Dr Arie ran a weight loss clinic there. Fat chicks would come see him and he would recommend exercise and diet plans for them, an apparently he liked making sex with fat chicks too

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I wanted to usher in Christmas early this year and there is no better way to do it than by having chicks sing specific musical notes according to the size of their taters. This is the only gift of mine to you that you can open before Christmas and in fact... the other ones you might want to leave the country to open because they are definitely not legal in this country and many others.

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You can bet this kid will never see another second of freedom again for the rest of his life. Its another one from the bar stool. My favorite bartender who used to work win Florida told me about this one

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How the hell stuff like this happens in real life I have no idea, but these types of stories always seem to pop up when I’m out hanging and drinking with friends. A couple of guys that worked construction in New Orleans went to Arby’s after work, and they were roommates too, and they didn’t eat their food there, they got their food to go, and had planned on eating it back at the house that way they could have some beers too

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Girls, I know its hard for you when you’re ending a relationship or getting a divorce, and I know for the most part most of you girls are crazy to begin with, even though you might not think you’re crazy, you probably

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Just like when your boyfriend finds a pair of your gross period panties on the floor is no reason to kill yourself, either is this. Another crazy story I heard from a couple guys I was drinking with recently

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I was thinking about calling this guy our douche bag of the day, or douche bag of the week, but I think I'm just going to call him a jack ass instead. Heard about this guy the other night and just had to share the story with you

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Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.

You choose the victor between these two titans.

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Now, I know its not an uncommon thing for chicks to cheat on their husbands or boyfriends, but cheating on your husband two hours after you get married!? With his brother! A friend of mine was at a wedding down in Miami a few weeks ago, and it did not go well

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Do you know what a toilet fetish is? Apparently it is a fetish where watching someone go to the bathroom brings you pleasure. This next guy must have had an extreme toilet fetish, because what he did is unthinkable! This chick friend I have that is big into yoga told me this one when we were drinking the other night

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One time I drank 25 beers in one night! I thought that was a lot. Well, not 25 beers in like 5 hours, it was one of those times when I started drinking around 3pm in the afternoon and finished at 6am the next morning

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I got a 0 tolerance level for psycho chicks. Drinking with a guy at the bar last weekend and this story came up. 44 year Chicago guy gets a booty text from his ex girlfriend, and she says she’s drunk and she wants to hook it up

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