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Why Cops Nicknamed Dildo Dale Dildo Dale! Bar Stool:

Last week I was drinking some beers with a cop buddy of mine who told me he got an email from a cop buddy of his who works in Atlanta, and about how he busted a guy named Dildo Dale! At least that’s what the cop that busted him called him. Probably not officially, but off the record.

A guy named Dale and a guy named Brian broke into an Atlanta Middle School at 3am in the morning, I guess they were planning on ripping off some electronics or something and they accidentally set off the silent alarm. So a couple minutes later cops show up, so this guy Dildo Dale decides what he’s going to do to get away is spray the cops with a fire extinguisher, blind them with the foam, and then run away. So as cops are entering the school, Dildo Dale jumps out, and hoses them down with the fire extinguisher, which created a pretty big mess, ya know it’s a bunch of foamy type stuff that comes out of those things that kind of creates a big foam cloud and makes it hard to see.

But after Dale blasted the cops with it, he turned to run, but since it was difficult to see where he was going Dildo Dale accidentally ran right into a brick wall and knocked himself completely unconscious! Hahaha! And when he finally came to a few minutes later, he was in handcuffs, and the arresting officers affectionately nicknamed him, Dildo Dale!

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