Amazon Japan is Selling a Giant Mech Suit of Awesomeness!

I love Amazon. I get everything from them. But now it seems like Amazon Japan is bigger and better than the piddly little American Amazon, because in Japan they're selling Mech Suits!

Yes, my friends, you can live out your anime dreams and buy a mech suit that you can "ride" or drive around, called the Kuratas!

This amazing "suit" lets you get inside and move the arms and torso, drive around, and fire weapons! Yes, I said the Kuratas has weapons, including dual gatling guns that fire 6,000 BBs a minute when you smile!

How about that for bloodthirsty? You shoot your friends every time you smile!

Smiling bloodbaths await us all in Japan! Arigato!

AND WTF IS THIS:

The Japanese prove again and again that they are either the coolest people on the planet, or the craziest! But you have to admit, they have all the best stuff, and we all want one.

Let me say again...I WANT ONE!

Here are the crazy bastards unveiling their new death-machine of awesomeness, here: