65 Year Old College Professor Busted for Prostitution
An undercover police sting in Gwynette, GA resulted in the arrest of 65 year old Max Roland Reinhart. Reinhart is a professor at the University of Georgia and was arrested for prostitution after dressing up like a woman and agreeing to have sex with an undercover cop.
The agreed deal was $60 for 30 minutes of sexual service, which does not include time spent vomiting.
Reinhart was released on $4800 bond, which is equal to 2400 minutes, or 40 hours of sex. You might want to double-check my math, I didn't go to a university and I'm kinda glad if this is what is educating our young people.
After looking at Reinhart's mugshot, the only thing that came to my mind was...
"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET"