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From The Bar Stool: Why You Should Never Shower With A Hooker!

I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It’s another edition of From the Bar Stool. Here is a great one some guys told me about Sunday afternoon while slamming beers! (Who says you can’t drink on Sunday’s?) And it is why you should never shower with a hooker! Doing other stuff with a hooker is just fine….just don’t

fall for the old ‘shower bait and switch’ scam!…..Dudes I was killing beers with told me about their buddy, a 27 year old Farmington Hills guy who won a bunch of money at a casino in Detroit, and after he did a couple of smoking hot escort chick come walking up to him and tell him they want to party!

So dude looks at chicks, says “Damn! I’ve never nailed a chick that was even half as hot as you two! Let’s get a room!” Well, they get to the room, and they’re having a couple of drinks, and hot chicks are rubbing all over the guy getting him all horned up, and then one of the chicks says “I think we should all take a shower together.”

Dude is fine by that, so the chicks tell him to go into the bathroom, fire up the shower, jump in and wait for the, and they’ll be in a minute. Hahahaha! That’s the last he ever saw of the chicks! As soon as he got in the shower the chicks took all the money he won, his credit cards and his cell phone! What an idiot!

Guys, I’m not saying don’t get yourself a hooker, nothing wrong with that. What I’m saying is, remember, never shower with a hooker, it’s the oldest hooker rip off trick in the book! And believe it or not, there really is a hooker rip off trick book!

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