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Michigan Man Calls an Uber To Help Him Escape A Police Chase
Michigan Man Calls an Uber To Help Him Escape A Police Chase
Michigan Man Calls an Uber To Help Him Escape A Police Chase
Uber is a great service to use when you're out of a vehicle and need a ride. They even offer to deliver food and groceries and some of us have called an Uber when we've had a little too much to drink. And that's what one Michigan man did recently. He had a little too much to drink and needed someone to pick him up...while being chased on foot by police.
Man Wearing ‘Seriously I Have Drugs’ Shirt Arrested on Drug Charges
Man Wearing ‘Seriously I Have Drugs’ Shirt Arrested on Drug Charges
Man Wearing ‘Seriously I Have Drugs’ Shirt Arrested on Drug Charges
Florida man, John Balmer, was arrested at a Kmart in Hudson, Florida, on Monday. During his arrest, police noticed Balmer's shirt, which read: "Who needs drugs" in all caps. Underneath that, it read: "No, Seriously, I have drugs". And seriously, he did, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. They then posted a photo of Balmer in the shirt on their Facebook page.  Read
Man Arrested for Fighting Stop Sign
Man Arrested for Fighting Stop Sign
Man Arrested for Fighting Stop Sign
No matter how hard police tried, Raymond Garcia wouldn't *stop* fighting a stop sign. (See what we did there?) Officers in Roswell, New Mexico were responding to a report of a man fighting a stop sign, and that is exactly what they found. We aren't sure what the sign did, but it must've been pretty bad, because not even a taser could stop Garcia.
World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery
World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery
World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery
Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door. All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he

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