Florida man, John Balmer, was arrested at a Kmart in Hudson, Florida, on Monday.
During his arrest, police noticed Balmer's shirt, which read: "Who needs drugs" in all caps. Underneath that, it read: "No, Seriously, I have drugs".
And seriously, he did, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. They then posted a photo of Balmer in the shirt on their Facebook page.