Man Wearing ‘Seriously I Have Drugs’ Shirt Arrested on Drug Charges
Florida man, John Balmer, was arrested at a Kmart in Hudson, Florida, on Monday.
During his arrest, police noticed Balmer's shirt, which read: "Who needs drugs" in all caps. Underneath that, it read: "No, Seriously, I have drugs".
And seriously, he did, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. They then posted a photo of Balmer in the shirt on their Facebook page.
According to FOX 13 in Tampa Bay, Balmer tried handing a bag containing a "green leafy substance" to another Kmart customer once he saw police enter the store.
That super smart person decided not to take the suspicious object from a stranger.
Balmer then walked to the register, put the baggy on the ground, and paid for his items.
The deputy checked the bag and found marijuana and methamphetamine. The witness confirmed it was the bag Balmer tried to hand off, according to the report.
Balmer was arrested and booked on charges of possession of meth and marijuana.
Maybe he'll get a new shirt, "Who needs jail" and under it "No seriously, I'm in jail."